Pauly Pauly. he's our man

wait wait.. i failed to read the whole thread.. male heathers? wtf?

 

Paul seems like a really great guy.

He's got a good head on him, and I'm straight, but it isn't hard to see he's going to have a decoy to fight women off.

Kinda like one of those tag commercials.

 

thanks alot man haha...maybe im just never in the right place to have to fight the women off of me i guess



and heather, i just said that cause meli mentioned that im turning into you, and i was just sayin how the world doesnt need another heather, let alone a male heather

 

You just need to be exuding more confidence in yourself.

 

oh i got confidence dude...i just am bad at conversation usually


or maybe i just need to LOOK more confident...that i could work on i guess

 

Talking to women is easy. It's just like talking to guys except they want you to ask them more questions about themselves, and you need to keep your eyes on theres. Wait til they turn their look away.

If they ask why you're staring, appologize and say you couldn't help take your eyes off of her.

Then switch the concept to something more about her again. Something that'll keep her comfortable. But keep the tension high.

You'll be amazed at how well this works.

 

hmm...i'll keep that in mind

 

Tight pants work too.

Trust me, women can't keep their hands off.

 

ew. no tight pants. no.

 

depends how tight.

if they are emo-ish and made for women, it typically isn't much of a turn on.

but that's just me.

 

I was mostly joking. ALthough some of my pants are kinda tight.

I have a code of honor of never wearing anything that would restrict me from agility.

Kung Fu oath. I don't know any Kung Fu, but that's not the point.