Patriotism

Nope I'm a whitey

 

See? Now we are starting to become a world community here.

 

I'm english and german in ancestry. And above average from what I've been told, just like every other guy on the internet. Definitely bottomed out a lot but on the flip also felt like holy shit is my junk lost in there?

And I've had those ones be more satisfied than the chicks you are splitting in half. I think with women it's more psychological than anything, like can you make them cum or not?

 

I wonder if a German and an Irish person would ever procreate. They are as far apart from eachother as humanly possible.

 

*facepalm*

 

make them cum, is it fun to ride? those are questions I ask myself.

 

I have a twelve foot penis. Plural for penis: penises OR penes. Thats right, penes.

 

I love it when they do, unless its that back and forth clit grinding. Slide up and down or I'm throwing you into a new position with the quickness :2thumbsup:

But really the worst thing in the world is females that are for whatever imagined reason to insecure to ride it or 69. Been down that road before.

 

Patriotism>sex in 5 short pages!

 

Wow, I think that means you are at regulation for flying a flag.

You may just be patriotic.

 

Sex > Patriotism

 

I used the arrow to mean "into" as opposed to "greater than". But if you meant "greater than" then it also works.

 

I knew exactly what you meant, and you knew exactly what I meant :cheers2:

 

lol

I got laid not even a week ago. Dafuq are you talking about, dude? You're confusing yourself with me, methinks.

And what makes you so certain that I never get laid?

 

It's been almost a week? Thats….. like…..forever.

 

A the true enlightened beings who have returned to this planet to try to help mankind. We see that you are still not ready for positive changes yet. Look at your barbaric behavior. You scream you want change, yet you have not changed one bit for thousands of years, and for that I shall halt on trying to teach you the ways of the true Enlightened beings. I am from Sirius B and of Lyran descent. When you Earthlings are ready for true positive change then you need to be that change before any of the gods return to help you any further. We have been watching for a very, very long time. My council says that you are not ready yet and I must agree. Very few will make it past this Luciferian soul harvest. ......

 

Then make the 5-6 hour drive and help a guy out. Or I can drive there.

 

Ok Tila Tequila lol

 

Damn a week? I was fucking with you Rat. I don't even get laid anymore, it's been a couple months now and over a year of regular sex since I became a monk. But come down here I'll wing you into more pussy than you might know what to do with. Get them off my back, skeezy bitches.

 

Lol… my pleasure stick is sleeping in the next room. I think I'll just walk a few steps