Parody Thread

Hey dudes, when you liek smoke some kick ass kynd, do you breathe it out of your nose or your mouth...I did both when i waked and baked this moring and i couldn't decide so i asked my mom and she said she couldn't remember

also, have you noticed that the glass on your kick ass gigangtic motherfucking pipe actually cools the smoke and lets you hold it in soo much longer, I love that too.....

We should all meet up at 4:20 and toke

love and peace,

stonergary

 

haha whats going on...

 

Not much, just doing some bong hits out of my favorite piece, a 3 foot bong my grandpa gave me....I love smoking right around mid day like this...then I get the munchies and I love it, I eat, listen to some Phsih then this one time I walked to the store and the asshole cashier looked at me funny...it was funny

 

why is it when ever i run out of herb somebody has to come on hipforums and remind me of it?

 

I'm not impressed.

 

Dude, thats just the herb calling to you through me.

things liek that always happen when i smoke at around noon...somebody said its called high noon, and that rocks!

 

im slow..

people look at you funny to, yays when i get litz up and go out and play hackysac barefoot, people look at me and call me a hippie and im like, dudez whatever..
and my mom grounded me again cause i refuse to bathe.. and becose she doesnt understand why i want to dread my hair...i found these pillz in my grandmas cabinet and they are blue, should i take themz???

 

right got ya parody... i have been drinking again sorry

 

You know what shroom, me and you should have been alive in the 60's...we'd be partying our asses off every day, and hanging down at haight ashbury at night with Jim Morrison.

At least we still have bands like Phish and Moe keeping the spirit of the 60's alive.


man I hate strip malls.

You know what we should do, take pictures of all our pieces and post them on the internet.

 

no... my bong is too kick ass... a picture would steal its sole

 

thats right sole... not soul... i dont even know what i am trying to say any more... i will shut up.. for tonight... unless i change my mind...

 

ohh man, i know what your talking about.. i feel like thats our decade!!1111!! If we were alive in the 60's we could have smoked with morrison and jamed with them cause i got my new strat but my momz says i cant play it in the house.
Yays, phish totally rulezz!!11 I saw them before they broke up..yeaz, i waz young but i stillz remember..i was in my moms belly when they say the dead...

yeah, strip malls are so dumb.. I mean, I buy my stuff at thrift stores and never go to the mall..did i mention how i go to thrift stores to get my stuff..

man hemp rules...

 

Tonight? but its day here xac?! WTF?!

 

have you had bad experiences with weed?

 

NO WAY!!! Its been great every single time I've smoked it.

(sorry to parody your nickname, no offense)

 

i live in Australia....

 

XAC, this is the PARODY thread...(pick a type of thread, then blow it way out of proportion)

 

OK, I'll go again.

I cannot stand my job anymore, its so degrading. Out of 5 managers, only 2 are womyn. I've written numerous letters to government officials complaining, but have yet to hear back, no surprise really.

It would just be nice to have a few more womyn who are more in tune with giving and nurturing life though motherhood in charge.

 

i thought i already said, i have been drinking and don't know what i am saying anymore...

 

OKOK let me guess......Beverage forum?