Parents!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Yogi34, Apr 28, 2008.

  1. Yogi34

    Yogi34 Member

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    My parents never leave! Honestly, I really want to make an apple bong because I've heard it tastes yummy. The only problem is my parents never leave, I really don't like risking smoking in the house while they're here and I feel it would look a little weird for me to be walking around with an apple with three holes in it...

    Anyways, I want to hear others stories about their Apple bongs :3
     
  2. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    smoke or dont smoke its up to you.
    get a vape if you want to smoke in your room with no danger.
    smoke out of the window with a towel on the door crack for the free option.
    put the apple in your pocket, go outside, smoke, throw apple away for safest option.
    kill your mom and dad for ultimate fox news option.
     
  3. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Why don't you just say "mom....dad....could you please leave so I can smoke some pot?" I'm sure they'll understand, wouldn't they?

    I've never smoked out of an apple. I have heard it is tasty though.
     
  4. Yogi34

    Yogi34 Member

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    The layout of the upstairs of my house (where all the bedrooms lay) is my door is right next to the staircase and my parents have to pass it to get to their room.

    I could also eat the apple, thats a nice disposable pipe.

    Hahahahaha fox news is soo ridiculous xD
     
  5. Yogi34

    Yogi34 Member

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    My parents would brutally murder me if I were to say that.

    They don't even drink. So me drinking is bad, me smoking pot... don't even want to know what would happen to me.
     
  6. paperPlanes285

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    when i was on a 2-week suspension and also grounded and couldn't leave the house i smoked out of an apple every night haha cause my mom threw away my bowl/papers/blunts/everything :(
    but yeah it doesn't taste that different and i usually don't eat the apple afterwards cause it's kinda gross but yeah apples are cool.

    do you have a back porch or something? if so just wait till they are asleep or in their room and smoke there

    but i mean if the part you are worried about is them seeing the apple just grab one and go to your room to make it and if they see you pass by take a bite out of it lol
     
  7. Yogi34

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    Maybe the type of apple depends on the taste, my friend said it tasted apply. But she couldn't have just been stoned out of her mind.

    I have a back porch but, its freezing outside right now xD

    Does the apple mask the smell at all? I mean I can burn incense but more masking effect would be nice.
     
  8. paperPlanes285

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    ehh i don't think it does it's not like the actual apple is what you're smoking so the apple doesn't have much of a smell
    but there's less smoke anyway since it's a bowl and if you make the hole kinda deep and take big hits you can do it so that not that much smoke gets out
    but yeah if you're smoking inside definitely burn incense or something like that.
     
  9. Yogi34

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    I'd like to wait until tonight but I don't want to waste a high. Stupid having school the next day and all. Maybe I'll just walk out tonight/now.

    But if you're burning the apple while burning the weed?
     
  10. paperPlanes285

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    yeah one of the prices i've had to pay for smoking at home is barely gettin any sleep haha...my parents go to bed at like 11 so i smoke at like 11:30, get back inside at like midnight and just fuck arond till like 2 and then get up again at 6.

    and idk about burning the apple it doesn't usually set on fire...cause most apples have like a waxy layer so they dont get set on fire and the inside is all wet and juicy so it doesn't get lit either.
     
  11. Yogi34

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    Luckily my parents usually go to bed around 10:30, but if I'm smoking when they're asleep I usually wait until I can hear them snoring.
    I'm not entirely sure if I have any apples in my house at the moment. I think there is atleast one. But you make a good point about not being able to burn the apple...
     
  12. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    You could always rufee their drinks at dinner.
     
  13. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    ^lol true.
     
  14. polecat

    polecat Weerd

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    Apple pipes always rape the back of my throat, but they're fun to make.
     
  15. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    How dare they not leave their house so you can do drugs behind their back!
     
  16. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    why dont you just leave the house and go smoke somewhere? thats what i would do.. usually walk off into the alley and tuck between these two garages that had stuff in the middle of them... so no one could really see what i was doin
     
  17. Talby

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    smoking out of an apple is nice becuase you get to eat the apple when your done :)
     
  18. POVExdeath

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    lol @ highschoolers hiding it from their parents.
     
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