Out of my tree and into my shed

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Man_In_A_Shed, May 15, 2004.

  1. Man_In_A_Shed

    Man_In_A_Shed Member

    All good things must come to an end and i have sadly left my tree after many a happy time sitting getting high and talking jibberish with many of you crazy folks. The thing is, it wasn't really my tree, i was just looking after it for the squirrels, and they have returned from fighting Horatio the evil squirrel murderer. For many years Horatio and his gang have been terrorising the squirrel community and an allied attack was launched by the reds and the greys. With help from an unlikely bunch of friends (Gus, Phillip, Luke and Pye) they have managed to banish Horatio from this life forever. I promised that if they returned from their quest alive i would give them their beautiful tree back, but in return they have given me an amzing shed. You are all more than welcome to come and chill out, there is always a good supply of juice and munchies, and of course some interesting herbs for your sampling....
  2. oooh, thankees.

    you know, squirrels arent all bad. hmm. *goes off to befriend squirrels*
  3. Xiola

    Xiola One Lonely Seagull

    I'd like to visit this shed, am I allowed?

    Philip is a good egg isn't he?:)
  4. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    Can we have a party on the roof? We'll be quiet honest....
  5. flowerchild17

    flowerchild17 I practice safe sax.

    If you dont like squirrels, chipmunks are you bestest friends....
  6. Xiola

    Xiola One Lonely Seagull

    He does like Squirels...just not Horatio the evil squirel murderer. Or am I reading something different to the rest of you?! :confused:
  7. Man_In_A_Shed

    Man_In_A_Shed Member

    No, you are right, the squirrels are my friends. If people bothered to read it properly then they would have seen that i was looking after their tree for them whilst they were off saving the squirrel kingdom. And Sal your just a bellend.
  8. ArtLoveMusic

    ArtLoveMusic Senior Member

    aww yay Jamie.. am i welcome in your shed? to sample some luschious fruit juice?? paweeeeeeeeeeeese?
  9. Man_In_A_Shed

    Man_In_A_Shed Member

    of course, all are welcome......apart from smelly bellends like Sal........
  10. a party on the roof would be fun.....

    but you know, if it gets too crowded in your shed people will have to party on the roof.....
  11. Graham

    Graham Member

    how old are you Man_In_A_Shed

    i allways assumed you were 30 somit untill i saw the photos with you in ^_^
  12. miabubble

    miabubble Member

    nah hes only ickle... and immature and silly....

    rar ;)

    pretty sexeh though...
  13. TheFly

    TheFly Member

    Can I join the party if I bring some bottles of my own special brew?... you'll love it once you get past the taste... honest...

  14. Doball

    Doball Guest

    You don't wanna be having none of TheFly's special brew. It may be special but only to him...:p.
  15. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

    You don't say things like that to people :p

    (I'm too dirty minded)
  16. Man_In_A_Shed

    Man_In_A_Shed Member

    I am only 4 years old, i'm just really really really tall for my age....i've played you all for the chumps that you are.....

    ....there will be no partying on the roof sadly, its made of glass and its nice to lie back and stare at the stars...plus there is no problem with space, it can be any size it wants....more people= bigger shed...
  17. wow. clever shed....................
  18. Ananael

    Ananael Member

    yes you do, it's Jamie juice! Everyone loves a bit of jamie juice.
  19. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

    *books therapy*
  20. Xiola

    Xiola One Lonely Seagull


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