Our harbour is full of Seamen

40 warships coming into Sydney harbour today for the navy fleet review.

Thousands and thousands of sailors, here for about a week, handling their big guns, offloading on to our shores, and any other double entendres i can think of

Oh, and to be PC plenty of seawomen as well, so also no shortage of sammiches

I'd post a pic, but im on my phone and linking is annoying that way, and you know what a boat looks like

 

Just assesed the situation in Brisbane, there is a turd in the water at Pinkenba and one used condom. That is all.

 

lol australia has a navy?


why?

 

Because they dont have Nuclear Weapons..

 

Avoid the clap and have fun. Sounds like a sticky situation!

 

lmao I used to live in Brissie and that sounds about right. :2thumbsup:

 

To Protect Our Borders From Unwanted Canadians, What Else....???



Cheers Glen.

 

Hello,

Switzerland, which is surrounded by mountains, has its own coastal radio station.

Regards
Gyro

 

thats what she said

 

The Canadians didnt send a warship, i believe, but they did send a snowplough, which came in very helpful with the recent bushfires, and the 50sq km of Oz that gets snow one month of the year

 

Next time tell them to send a Zamboni instead.
Then you could have a hockey team. You could hang out with the Jamaican bobsleders.

 

You may have a vegemite shortage on your hands, mate.

 

when i lived in portland oregon, the navy used to swim up river to spawn there too.

two navies. the u.s. and the canadian. they'd tie up at this waterfront park, and there's be carnies and food booths, and you could go aboard and they'd give you tours. they'd show you the bridge, but usually not the operations room where modern navel vessels are usually actually operated from.