Our harbour is full of Seamen

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Oct 3, 2013.

  1. 40 warships coming into Sydney harbour today for the navy fleet review.

    Thousands and thousands of sailors, here for about a week, handling their big guns, offloading on to our shores, and any other double entendres i can think of

    Oh, and to be PC plenty of seawomen as well, so also no shortage of sammiches

    I'd post a pic, but im on my phone and linking is annoying that way, and you know what a boat looks like
  2. saltwater

    saltwater Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Just assesed the situation in Brisbane, there is a turd in the water at Pinkenba and one used condom. That is all.
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    lol australia has a navy?

  4. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    Because they dont have Nuclear Weapons..
  5. EL Tuna

    EL Tuna Member

    Avoid the clap and have fun. Sounds like a sticky situation!
  6. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

    lmao I used to live in Brissie and that sounds about right. :2thumbsup:

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter

    To Protect Our Borders From Unwanted Canadians, What Else...[​IMG].???

    Cheers Glen.
  8. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member


    Switzerland, which is surrounded by mountains, has its own coastal radio station.

  9. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

    thats what she said
  10. The Canadians didnt send a warship, i believe, but they did send a snowplough, which came in very helpful with the recent bushfires, and the 50sq km of Oz that gets snow one month of the year
  11. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

    Next time tell them to send a Zamboni instead.
    Then you could have a hockey team. You could hang out with the Jamaican bobsleders.
  12. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    You may have a vegemite shortage on your hands, mate.
  13. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    when i lived in portland oregon, the navy used to swim up river to spawn there too.

    two navies. the u.s. and the canadian. they'd tie up at this waterfront park, and there's be carnies and food booths, and you could go aboard and they'd give you tours. they'd show you the bridge, but usually not the operations room where modern navel vessels are usually actually operated from.

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