ouch. poor guy...

when i was having sex the other day, i said something to the guy that humiliated him beyond words...i should have thought before i opened my mouth :& haha we were doing it for awhile, but after we got up on the kitchen table he kept pounding away, but i could barely feel it. so i asked him "are you sure youre in?" haha the look on his face made me feel so bad...

 

Don't feel bad, it's his fault for having a small penis.

 

Coulda been the position. If it'd a been me, I'da laid three fingers beside it, put your knees to your ears, and made SURE you knew it was in! LMAO!!

 

hmm. i like you

 

You still have a chance to salvage the situation,

"Honey, now that we know what position opens me up the most, lets find the tightest position."

 

haha. i think its just that he is kind of small, but i still know better than to embarrass him like i did. whoops.

 

Some guys are packin' small dicks. Fact of life. Gotta learn to use what God gave you! Give the poor bastard some pointers.

 

NO NO NO


He is not small, the sight of his huge {organ} caused you to get so slippery you couldn't feel the thrusts.

You get the idea, though. Make it perfectly clear that you like his penis. Replace the regretable incident with one (or several) that both of you will remember forever.

 

Maybe you're right, but I still like my (three fingers) idea better.

 

Damn Thats Cold.....poor Guy

 

damn, i feel sorry for those types of guys. been blessed enough to where ive never had any problems.

 

wow, do you have any idea aprox. how 'big' this guy was? because not being sure it was in isn't a good sign...

 

Wait a minute now! There's a B-side to this. If those coochies were a little smaller us guys wouldn't need such heavy hammers! Of course, I'm not refering to Bloody's anatomy, but just in general...

 

Are you fkin thick or something? How in the hell can you blame a guy for having a small dick? Its like someone blaming you for having a small brain...not your fault.

 

Yeah, i agree. That was a shitty thing to say.

 

Even a 747 looks small in the grand canyon ! Size issues work both ways.

 

Say hey, me too!


Blue skies,
-Jeffrey

 

Maybe try and develop your PC muscles some.

 

no one`s fault for having a small dick...the size doesnt matter

 

LMAO i agree