Orsino

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by lalalamort, Aug 27, 2005.

  1. lalalamort

    lalalamort Fucked up upstairs

    i think orsino has made up his entire life
     
  2. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

    I think shush.

    And not really.

    I was gunna swear at you and then I thought about:

    If someone else made this thread(i.e:Sam, Becky, Sammy, Shelly...etc...etc). I wouldnt swear at them. I would think that this is funny and I would then make a similar claim.

    Too bad you are not one of them.

    So fuck you.
     
  3. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    oooh...is there a lil' "clique" in young hippie? how cool....how fun...how sad! :D
     
  4. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    I have noticed a predilection for the hyperbole in his personal life story...but the young man is quite a nice person anyway.
     
  5. below utopia

    below utopia Baby did a bad thing

    oo look :D my name :D


    ahahah kirk, we should hang out some time :H its been like a month or something since i last saw you
     
  6. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

    what if i had said it? :D am i cool enough not to be cussed at? :D :rolleyes:
     
  7. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

    Yes to both of you.
     
  8. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    AHahahaha... :D That made me laugh. :D
     
  9. below utopia

    below utopia Baby did a bad thing

    yay
     
  10. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

  11. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    And? I've always thought you were a bag of crap, but I haven't yet ruled out that I may be wrong.

    There are few people on here who know me well enough to know... Chuck and Syra, as they stayed at my house with me, and meg, as I'm closest to her.

    It's not like I'm Elvis Presley... what is there to make up?
     
  12. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

    haha don't take it so hard :p

    i thought it was kinda funny, after i understood what he meant. :D

    although i'm sure you just wanna make us jealous with your glamorous pseudo-life :rolleyes:
     
  13. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

    You're secretly a middle aged woman working nights at some sleazy diner off the interstate aren't you? :confused: Just admit it, we all know.. :rolleyes:
     
  14. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

    yay[​IMG]
     
  15. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    No... :( I actually am a middle aged transsexual working at a corrupt Waffle House off of Highway 61.
     
  16. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

    Ah shit, how could I get two such widely variant things confused? :(
     
  17. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

    [​IMG]oh no.
     
  18. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Probably from huffing contact cement. :confused:
     
  19. Inavacuum

    Inavacuum Senior Member

    I come from the land where the oceans freeze
    Spent three long months on the open seas
    Paddled 'til it seemed I could take no more
    When my ship hit ground on Prussia's shores

    How was I to know that day
    That the winds had swept me Wilson's way
    'Cause soon towards me from the East
    Came Wilson and his men on multi-beasts

    Well it seems he didn't like my face
    And I quickly learned that Prussia was an evil place
    They tied me to a chair with a giant clip
    And held a piece of paper to my tender nip(ple)

    Then they tossed the chair in a tiny shack
    And told me not to worry 'cause they'd soon be back
    But I loosened up the binds where my hands were lashed
    And ran towards the cove where my boat was stashed

    Singing "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die
    Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"

    When Wilson knew that I was loose
    I'd surely be subjected to some real abuse
    Maybe end up hanging from the nearest tree
    So angrily I paddled to the open sea

    But the sea was eager to beat me back
    And the waves grew huge and deadly black
    And the gray clouds rumbled over my head
    And I feared in my heart that I'd soon be dead

    When the morning came and the storm had passed
    And the dismal fog began at last
    To open up before my eyes
    And there I saw to my surprise

    Chains and specks of islands curved
    Where palm trees dipped and seagulls swerved
    And I parked my kayak on a stone
    And yelled across the ocean to his evil throne

    I said "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die
    Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye
    Wilson, kill you 'til you die
    Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"
     
  20. Inavacuum

    Inavacuum Senior Member

    ^That AND a giant plate of wassabi
     

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