Orison Appreciation Thread

Orison is so awesome. He's my HipForums hero. And I think he should be a mod.

 

Thanks, but I dont care for responsibility.. Im reckless..

(do not try this at home)..

 

I met your cousin Boomer the Mountain Beaver



The Mountain Beaver (Aplodontia rufa) is the most primitive extant rodent. Not to be confused with the North American beaver Castor canadensis, or its relative the Eurasian beaver, Castor fiber, it has several common names including Aplodontia, Boomer, Ground Bear, and Giant Mole. The name Sewellel Beaver comes from sewellel or suwellel, the Chinookan term for a cloak made from its pelts. This species is the only living member of its genus, Aplodontia, and family, Aplodontiidae.

The skull is protrogomorphous. This means that it has no specialized attachments for the masseter muscles as seen in other rodents. It is flattened and lacks a postorbital process. The baculum is thin and distinctly forked. The penis is about 4.5 cm (1.8 in) in length. They do not have a true scrotum, but testes move into a position called semiscrotal during the breeding season

Among the parasites of the Mountain Beaver is the largest flea known to modern science, Hystrichopsylla schefferi. Females of this flea can be 8 mm (0.31 in) long.

Mountain Beavers build elaborate burrow systems with chambers devoted to fecal and food caches. They exhibit coprophagy and eat soft fecal pellets to obtain maximum nutrients. Hard fecal pellets are transferred to fecal chambers using their incisors. Food includes fleshy herbs and young shoots of more woody plants. Ferns probably make up the bulk of the diet. They appear to be strictly vegetarian. Their consumption of seedling trees has led some to consider them a pest.

Mountain Beavers are capable of climbing trees, but rarely travel far from burrows. The thumb is slightly opposable and the animals will sit on their hindquarters and manipulate food with their forelimbs and incisors.

The Mountain Beaver is considered a living fossil by many researchers due to the presence of a host of primitive characteristics, particularly the protrogomorphous zygomasseteric system

Molecular results have consistently produced a sister relationship between the Mountain Beaver and the squirrels (family Sciuridae).

 

I wish I could tuck my nuts like that..

 

No shit

 

No offense to orison, but if he was a mod, this place would be complete chaos. lol I mean that in the best possible way.

 

Orison319..?

she's a bitch

at best I would fuck'er on crack in the bum

 

i barley know the guy but i do enjoy reading his posts

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4QkTvK2OEw"]YouTube- Journey - Lights

Sundown.. LETS EAT...

 

who the fuck are we[you]kidding?...no one...not even orison herself can read most of those posts...out of 40 thousand plus posts maybe 5000 are grammatically acceptable and out of those..4500 are ''i'm so high'....i do love orison...i would totally let her give me a blowjob and even a reach around

 

sorry i didnt mean to over step my boundaries

 

Love It......:smilielol5::smilielol5:



Cheers Glen.

 

there are no boundaries....i know orison...we are neighbors and served together....both in the service and at McDonalds...the stories I could tell if he would let me...suffice it to say if he still had his legs we would be hangin out right now but because i am a speedwalker i had to leave him behind

 

I dont like carrots..

 

Well Then, Just Concentrate On The Nuts......



Cheers Glen.

 

I'll use a small one....promise.

 

this band is better than the dead and the guitarist lowell george made gerry gaycia look like he was playing with 9 fingers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_hftXn4dk&p=F31C3FAEB927579A&playnext=1&index=8"]YouTube- Little Feat- Time Loves a Hero

 

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=407856&f=229

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsP5uxICou4"]YouTube- Attack of the Killer Squirrel

 

What!??
You didn't get your orison to English translator either?
I'm gonna have to talk to that shipping dept!!!

Tell me, did you order the digital translator or the nostalgic decoder ring?