Salty popsickle sticks... what is it with you fuckers and popsicles? Do you enjoy sticking long objects down your throat. Is this some kind of newly found oral-fixation? ... Not that I have a problem with that. String-bean sex. Now that is a fascinating subject. Yes, please, thank you, and you're welcome.
The pickle song... also called the motorcycle song...by Arlo Guthrie... and I was answering the "perv" question.