One Emoticon Per Post. Every 5 Posts, Make A Story About What Happened.

:alien:

 

:yikes:

 

:unsure:

 

:army:

 

<=====3

 

An alien came to earth. It was quite a shock. At first, r0llinstoned didn't know what to do, but luckily he was going commando, so he fucked the alien. Hard. On the receiving end. The alien got him pregnant, thus beginning a new species of human.

r0llinstoned, it's up to you to spread your enlightened new genes throughout the earth. Your babies MUST. HAVE. BABIES.

 

:dino:

 

One day, SpaceMan Spiff got chased by a dinosaur. He ran onto a pirate ship, but they kicked him out for being stupid. Then an old cat lady licked his ass, as one of his many attempts to deal with the post-traumatic stress.

 

I'm too happy to be sad

 

:afro:

 

:nopity:

 

The badger was so happy with his afro!
He didn't care about the smackdown that was given to bin Laden!

 

:toilet:

 

:bigcry: