once again i find myself single (flirt with me thread part 2)

lets try this again..

i'm a bad flirt.. i hate the chase and all that jazz that goes with finding new love.. so heres your chance to flirt with me and help me learn something about dating and relationships.. what i do and don't like.. ect ect ect

i'm going to try and respond to all your advances.. no matter how outragous!

 

No surprise there. You deserve to throw off a lot of scrubs before you find a guy who deserves you.

You're a beautiful and intelligent woman. And I would spank you like a gentleman.

 

spanking is such.. well.. it's.. i only like to spank.. not be spanked.

 

Ill take your offer then lode!!!!!! baha

 

I'm into that too.

I'm a dirty boy.

 

I have a feeling somebody is going to need penicillin after this.

 

did you come prepared then, spooner?

 

You have no idea Cate. The things I would do to you would be illegal in this part of the country.

 

I live for that sort of thought spence haha

 

I've been STD tested way more times then the number of people I've been with.

 

I thought this thread was reserved to flirt with boogie, not cate

 

In my defense, Cate's really gorgeous.

 

And why aren't you hitting on anyone crappie? Get to work!

 

I started it

 

Im celibate now.....

 

I want to take you to the beach and build you a sandcastle (to scale) where you can be my queen, to your king



hotwater

 

I'll find a way to finish it.

 

aaawww now thats just romantic! but i'm scared of being buried alive in sand!

 

That's bad for the soul.

 

of course other people are flirting with other people on the thread about flirting with me...

seems thats a problem i have.. the past 5 or 6 men i've dated.. ALL were thinking about their ex's the whole time they were with me.. a few even left me for ex's! or other women.. or men

i need a hug :grouphug: thats better