On the road to Cougarville

Oh my goodness, I believe that I am on the way to becoming a cougar!
Whenever I go anywhere in my town, I see all these hot guys, and they are always still in highschool! I remember when I was in highschool, the guys all cut their hair short, combed it forward, then made the front stick up a bit, or shaved their heads completely bald. Now all these highschool guys have long, shaggy hair and are hot
I can't even believe it! Why couldn't I be 16???