OMFG!! my mu just saw me with an erection

ok so i just went in the shower no one was home and mum was going out and said she would be back late.

so i had my shower and got out and i forgot to get a towel out of the cuboard so i walked to the airing cuboard on the landing but i had a hard on one of them ones for no reason. anyway i got to the airing cuboard and mum walked round the corner i was so shocked i didnt cover up for a couple of seconds, but all she did was stare then when i covered up she smiled and waked in to her bedroom

but im so embarrased and i dont know what its going to be like tomoz i dont want it to be weird so what do i do just act like it never happened?

xx

EDIT: i had no idea were to put this lol

 

I would act like it never happened. Your mother looked at your weiner... it's no big deal.

Omg, what if she signs up and makes her first thread about the average size of a 17 year old's penis??? =/

 

Dude, she saw your penis. No big deal.

 

its not like shes never seen it before....

 

relax dude, it won't be that bad tomorrow. She'll probably just ask you if she can ride it like a cheap whore into the sunset while you spank her ass with bamboo and beads while she pours hot candle wax on your balls.

But no in all seriousness my mom has seen mine once by accident. They really don't give a fuck. Tomorrow she will bring it up. Make a funny little joke like "you always walk around in the buff?" and then it will never come up again. Don't worry at all man. Peace

 

is she still laughing ?

 

I dig the first statement luna

Its no biggie < thats what shes going to say the next day..

 

oh yea. You wanna act it out with me since neither one of us is gettin laid?

 

Shoulda asked her to put her mouth on it.

 

LMFAO. Thats too funny. Maybe you should murder your mom so that you don't have to deal with the embarrassment =D hehe jk.

 

*holds a cup of hot wax* on your balls? you sure about that, big boy?

haha

 

Im putting that in my sig lol Im still laughin

 

lmfao...baby I've been ready for almost three years. lol. Pour away. Your sig, lmao...I feel special

 

You kinky sumabitch.


I would tell you what I want but theres little youngin's around

 

don't worry, I have ESP. I already know what you want. naughty slut!

 

*rips your neck off*

slut? I think not

 

thats just the way I talk dirty. lmao....doesn't actually mean your a woman of the night.

 

oh ok!

you're above 18 right? :blush5:

 

Biologically I'll be 21 in two months. Mentally I'll be seven and a half in three years

 

o! You can get drunk and i can take advantage of you