OMFG, I'm a slippery snake!

Well me and my pal went up to the mall which is near our other friends to get some zig zags at the dollar store. We proceeded through the parking lot and I looked through a square shaped enclosed fence and saw an open shed filled with beer bottles out the ass cause they came from the bar in the mall. I went back to my house that night and the next day the 2 friends I was with had gotten 40 dollars in bottles in broad daylight with the help of his moms van. I was kinda mad cause I spotted the bottles, but I stayed with them again the next night to get the other 80 dollars worth.

Just me and my one friend went back at around 12 at night with garbage bags. We hopped the fence and loaded up a couple bags of bottles when my friend was like, "Shit someone's about to come in!" We hopped the fence on the opposite side from where the employee was and he didn't even notice that we were in there. We then proceeded shadily over to the mall courtyard. I sat down in a corner where I couldn't be seen and we smoked half a bowl that I had in the cell phone pocket of my Dickies.

We left the courtyard back to the parking lot and security rolled up on us and asked us what we were doing. My friend said, "Going to our friends house." and that was it. We then ditched our wanted level at an old friends house who lives on the opposite side of the mall. I got to play a Wii finally at his house. We stayed untill 3:30 and headed back to our friend who was sound asleep. We stumbled upon 2 shopping carts abandoned in the parking lot and were like "Fuck Yeah, Bottles Here We Come!!!!!! We headed back to the shed/dumpster area. I was on the outside and my friend was on the inside shoving bags under the narrow fence area. I filled up one and two/thirds of the carts when mall security rolled up again (Same Guy As Before). I told my friend through the gate who arrived and we were like "FuCk!" My pal hopped out of the enclosed area and me him and the Afro American security guard stood there in silence.

He talked to someone on his radio and we knew a cop was coming. The cop came and we went to the back of the car and spread our legs. She brushed right over my half packed metal bowl. What the hell kind of luck is that? Later we were taken to the pig pen where the cop tried to get ahold of our parents. My friend got picked up before me and I fell asleep in the crazy holding facility till my mom got there. Well now I am at my house and I am going to finish the bowl that was in my pocket through the whole endeavor. DODGED A BULLET, YAYYYYYYYYYY I ROCKKKKKKK! Sorry to anyone who got busted, I feel ya.

 

wow another proud thief...

gotta love our youth...

 

thats a shitload of beer. lucky you

 

if he had robbed a bank would you say that's a shitload of money, lucky him. Probably not. It isn't as if he found all that beer laying in a dumpster, they broke into a poorly secured storage unit. I'm with hippiehillbilly. I can't believe the nuimber of young thiefs on the these forums lately who are PROUD of it.

If you want beer at 16/17, get a fuckin job and ask an older friend to purchase some with your hard earned money. Bunch of worthless free loaders

 

well if anyone would take the time to read, they would see that it was beer bottles, not beer.

but all the same stealing is stealing, and to go bragging about how you got away with it, even tho you didnt,(getting caught took to jail an having mommy come get you isnt gettin away with it), is complete bullshit to me.

an i dunno whats up with his mother,, if i had to come get my kid at jail in the middle of the night,, he sure as hell wouldnt be on the puter braggin about it anytime soon...

 

i would understand if it was beer. but just bottles? why even risk getting caught with that? thats just as bad as robbing a hobo

 

I don't understand stealing beer bottles.

 

they can recycle it and get like 20 bucks from it

 

120 dollars actually

 

...... ur an idiot. how is getting taken to the fuckin police station getting away with it?

 

the whole point of the thread was to say i got away with my pipe, i wasn't saying i'm a proud theif cause i didn't even steal anything.

 

your lucky that the cop brushed right past your pipe!
if that was me i'd be shitting my pants.

 

I was expecting her to find it, I don't know how she didn't.

 

whoa!!! I thought you were stealing bottles filled with beer, not just empty bottles. I mean I might be able to understand if you were stealing beer, just because it's a bitch to get when you're underage, but empty bottles????? All that work for like 80 bucks? Might as well get a job...

 

i dunno what ya call it...

reads like you were stealing to me...

 

^^Yo don't listen to him, he dissed me on my thread too, but hes just a 42 year old pot smokin hippie who did nothing wiht his life and in jealous we are out hvaing a good time stealin shit and drinking and getting high. so jsut bloww him off and its a pretty good story. p.s. hes just cranky he hasnt had a drink in so long.

 

lol no offense dude, but its people like you that make cities bad to live in.

stealing, getting high and drunk. great addition to society.

that old pot smoking hippy has 22 years of wisdom on your ass.

 

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actually he has 27, because that young clown lied about his age.


but back to hippiehillbilly...the little bit that I know about him I find to be damn respectable. We could use a few more members hell just people like him and his family

 

look ,, i was no saint at 15,, hell im sure i was worse than any of yall.

all im sayin is in retrospect , i was a scum bag for what i did.

ive long since left all that behind.

that bein said i find it very disturbing when kids brag about stealing of any kind.

its not funny, nor cool.

if you kids wanna think im pickin at ya so beit..

kids will be kids...