Olsens

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Pressed_Rat, May 15, 2004.

  1. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I am watching lame ole' SNL and it's hosted by the Olsen Twins. They're cute girls, but I notice Mary Kate looks kind of like a sea serpent or a mermaid or something.

    Anyone else notice this?
     
  2. Ediction421

    Ediction421 Member

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    I don't know, but if I was drunk I would heavily consider haveing sexual relations with each of them, together or seperate...
     
  3. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I would consider it without being drunk.
     
  4. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    My friend and I were reading dumb magazines while dyeing our hair and we were reading about the Olsens and how people are concerned with Mary Kate's weight because she's too skinny.
     
  5. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    i wouldnt have to do much considering :p
     
  6. Ediction421

    Ediction421 Member

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    When im sober I start thinking about who's already plowed them and what drugs they have done in what ways and what diseases they have contracted from all this. Being drunk, I skip/ignore this whole thought process...
     
  7. honeyhannah

    honeyhannah herbuhslovuh

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    I don't get it.
    They're pretty girls, yes, but I don't understand what the fascination is, there are loads of pretty girls around, would you also want to have sex with them or is there something about these girls that I'm not seeing?
     
  8. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I think it might have to do with them being twins. But I could be wrong.

    Plus, they look young, which is a turn-on to many of perverted men.
     
  9. Ediction421

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    I would want to have sex with all those other girls too, yes. But, for one, these girls are rich. two, there twins, and three, there rich.
     
  10. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Like yourself, Matt?
     
  11. Ediction421

    Ediction421 Member

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    That and it would be a cool thing to tell my homies...
     
  12. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    they dont strike me as the druggy/slutty type.
     
  13. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Hell, I'd have sex with them.
     
  14. honeyhannah

    honeyhannah herbuhslovuh

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    Oh, okay so it's like a groupie type thing?
     
  15. BraveSirRubin

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    They remind me of chimpanzees.
     
  16. Ediction421

    Ediction421 Member

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    Everyone on SNL is a slutty druggie type...
     
  17. sweet_mama

    sweet_mama Member

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    Yeah, I agree. I just turned on SNL to get a good look at them, and something about their angelic little faces makes me think of them as pure and innocent. I know I am probably wrong... Maybe that is part of the turn-on for guys, too. The fact that they are young, cute, virgin-looking, rich...and there are TWO of them! I don't know. Hey Matt, who is the musical guest tonight on SNL?
     
  18. Ediction421

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    Damnit, SNL is not on yet here...
    And I just realized both my roomates have been missing for 2 days now, is there something I don't know? Maybe they hooked up...
     
  19. sweet_mama

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    Hmm...SNL is over and the olsens signed off with "Remember, we're legal in 4 weeks!" I'm not even joking.
     
  20. Ediction421

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    What did I tell you? heh heh heh, there mine!
     

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