I am watching lame ole' SNL and it's hosted by the Olsen Twins. They're cute girls, but I notice Mary Kate looks kind of like a sea serpent or a mermaid or something. Anyone else notice this?
I don't know, but if I was drunk I would heavily consider haveing sexual relations with each of them, together or seperate...
My friend and I were reading dumb magazines while dyeing our hair and we were reading about the Olsens and how people are concerned with Mary Kate's weight because she's too skinny.
When im sober I start thinking about who's already plowed them and what drugs they have done in what ways and what diseases they have contracted from all this. Being drunk, I skip/ignore this whole thought process...
I don't get it. They're pretty girls, yes, but I don't understand what the fascination is, there are loads of pretty girls around, would you also want to have sex with them or is there something about these girls that I'm not seeing?
I think it might have to do with them being twins. But I could be wrong. Plus, they look young, which is a turn-on to many of perverted men.
I would want to have sex with all those other girls too, yes. But, for one, these girls are rich. two, there twins, and three, there rich.
Yeah, I agree. I just turned on SNL to get a good look at them, and something about their angelic little faces makes me think of them as pure and innocent. I know I am probably wrong... Maybe that is part of the turn-on for guys, too. The fact that they are young, cute, virgin-looking, rich...and there are TWO of them! I don't know. Hey Matt, who is the musical guest tonight on SNL?
Damnit, SNL is not on yet here... And I just realized both my roomates have been missing for 2 days now, is there something I don't know? Maybe they hooked up...
Hmm...SNL is over and the olsens signed off with "Remember, we're legal in 4 weeks!" I'm not even joking.