http://www.oliverbot.com/ This is a website where you can talk to an actuall robot. It should keep you entertained for a while.
You do not speak with respect. Becky You Female Dog, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he". oliver's a girl
~I hate Jesus. ~I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. ~You're telling me to take drugs; that's wrong. ~Please tell me the correct answer. ~Drugs are good. ~I think there might be a few exception. ~I think you're a mother fuckin' lyin' sack of donkey shit. ~So you think I am a mother fuckin' lyin' sack of donkey shit. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know. ~No, no. You're a sack of excrement, I promise. ~Why so negative? Why so negative?Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sack of excrement I promise? Of course I am. ~See, I knew we could come to an agreement about it all. ~I see. Who told you? ~Your mother while I was plowing her from behind. ~Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. ~Damn you. ~Colloquial expression of disgust.