Ok...I'm slightly amused by the sex threads...

But seriously...some you you guys have too much free time. I actually joined here because of the sex threads...because it was amusing for about two days after I joined...but fucking your family and just having a question about what to do with your 4 foot long cock? Get real. Stop that shit. This is your PSA from your friendly local wizard. You are fucking delusional. Thanks for your interest and have a nice day.

Oh...and sodas are bad for you...just thought I'd toss something out there that actually might improve your life.

 

-cracks open a coke-

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I know...I thought about it while I was in the shower and maybe I shouldn't have even started this thread.

 

The semen shot out of his engorged member so forcefully that he could feel an ever so slight burning sensation in his urethra caused by friction due to the rapid ejection of the fluid. Three more, large-volume evacuations occurred, each more clumpy, thick and sticky than the last. He could feel his lower abdomen emptying. As the exhilaration from the orgasm waned, guilt and loneliness pulled him back to reality. Now sobbing quietly in the dark, unfurnished basement, he cleaned the wasted bodily fluid from his desktop, edge of the keyboard and a pool on the carpet using an old stack of Arby's napkins. The tears on his cheeks sparkled from the light of his monitor.

 

The Arbys napkins made this story!

 

I personally think the sex talk should stop. This site was based for hip talk and now its going to shit with nothing but sex. Sex is great, but these discussions are immature and there are many more things to talk about than sex, come on people.

 

Member joins less than a month ago, tells all the regulars what this site was based on. Lulz.

 

The shame, guilt, and tears, were quickly replaced by a renewed sense of hope when the doorbell rang and standing before him was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. She had luxurious brown hair and full pouting lips that would give Angelina Jolie a run for her money. Before he could summon the courage to speak, she introduced herself as misty. She was a spokeswoman for the utility company working in the area and there maybe intermittent interruptions to his service, but to be honest he didn’t hear a word; he was too mesmerized by her beauty. She was wearing a dull blue one piece otherwise androgynous workman’s uniform, but no manner of dress could hide the near perfect voluptuous body . When she departed he returned to the basement and cried.


Hotwater

 

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The L&S section has almost become a parody of itself.

 

It's good fun ridiculing the perverts, trolls and sexually frustrated.

 

Lololololol! Clearly they're not aware of the free love part of the hippie movement.

 

But these discussions aren't talking about love, its more like porn, which is a disrespectful nature of sex, I wouldnt open my mouth about something if I didn't know what I was talking about.

 

Allow me to rephrase that. Sometimes hippies are kinky sluts. You don't get to decide what's right or wrong for another person's sex life. Good day, ma'am!

 

She's not deciding that, just giving an opinion (I think)

 

Figure of speech, Asmo. Obvs, she doesn't have the authority to decide that.

 

I still think it would be silly to remove it. If you don't like it, don't read it.

 

Of course not, but I will speak of my opinion, that's all it was, sorry you couldn't handle that, have a beautiful day!

 

I still think it was just an opinion shared

I wouldn't mind it was gone either. Not silly at all. I am not wishing for any authority to do so or undertaking action against it. It is just my opinion most of the threads there are made by trolls and fit for trolling.

 

There's a whiners form, FYI.