Are you a grinch? Are you planning to steal christmas with your dog? .....christmas is over, nerf-herder. :$
I know. I overslept. I'm planning on stealing president's day this year. I don't figure anyboy'd really care.
But King Day's like next week. I can't wait 2 whole months to steal a holiday! They throw me out of the Grinch Guild.
Easters good. There's more stuff to steal. Now that I think of it, what the hell would you steal on Presidents day? Money? Hmmmm....
Nah, I think I'm going to go with easter this year. All that choclate, don't know why I didn't think of it before. Anyway security's not as tight around the Easter bunny.
Yeah, there's so much hoopla about santa, but no one really give a fuck about the easter bunny. Go for it.
That's because it's really a guy in a suit. And the guy in the suit is usually an alcoholic. doesn't matter, I thought about it and I'v decided to steal next Wendsday--nobody'll see it coming.