Oi, Oi, Oi..

Discussion in 'Australia' started by bedlam, Apr 16, 2005.

  1. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    Oi, Oi, Oi

    Bloody hell! I cried! Who the bugger am I?
    Why I'm an ozzie, yes I am,
    An ozzie thru and thru.

    Why I'm so ozzie?
    I've ne’r been outsida
    DUNNYDOO.

    Why I'm so ozzie
    I like the way that rhymes with POO.

    An ozzie mam,
    (I can call ya mam?)
    Yes I am, a flamin' sports mad
    beauty bottler digger I am,
    with a swag of gold medals
    and cricket bats for hands

    Why I'm so ozzie
    I got no connection with the land
    and I can't see how those ABOS can?
    What a whingeing lot they are
    with money coming out there ears
    and mansions by the sea
    squatting there where others should be
    like Bond and Rich and Skase,
    those dispossessed,
    that noble corporate race!

    And while we're whingeing –
    what about those whingeing poms,
    the whingeing frogs,
    and those bloody whingeing yanks
    HAVE THEY MENTIONED US OF LATE!

    Cauz, oooooooooo!
    Don't I love it when they do,
    just one word about us ozzies
    to be savoured
    like sweet, sweet lollies
    or hung onto
    like a big, hard poo.

    Which reminds me of Dunnydoo
    and an emu kicking down a loo
    and the export of our Kultcha
    captured in the triumph of Koala Blue.

    I am an ozzie, yes I am
    a sports mad, bushranging larry-kan,
    with shares in Telstra
    and a love for clearing trees.
    Clancy of the overpass,
    THAT'S ME

    I am an ozzie,
    yes mam I am,
    and if ya can't recall
    just remember, (for your pleasure)
    I've got a stump for a dick
    and FOOTYs for balls.
     
  2. Bilby

    Bilby Lifetime Supporter and Freerangertarian Super Moderator

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    Yea ok.
     
  3. Bernie

    Bernie Member

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    i object

     
  4. positive vibes

    positive vibes Member

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    heheheh my friend lived in Dunnydoo, he only moved outa there last year.

    Yeah your piece is original ill give you that.
     

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