Oh yeah

Guess who made honor roll. I'll give you a hint, it's me.

 

They have an honor roll in jail?

 

Yay congrats! That's wonderful!

 

wow, i need some cinna rolls.

 

What is a honor roll?

 

it's like a tootsie rool.

 

And what the heck may that be?

 

a chewy hunk of chocolate candy that is really sticky. and when i say chewy, i mean it takes about three hours to chew one bite-sized piece.

 

Are you making fun of my ignorance?

 

no, merely pointing out the damn defiance of this super-chewy candy that is capable of stopping bullets...