oh my

i have to pee

 

I have to shit.

 

because of you two I have to do both
I think I'll hold

 

Holding causes kidney infections and hemmoroids.

 

I hold all the time and I've never had any problems
I had to hold my pee for 8 hours in a rainstorm once
The storm wouldn't let up so we were stuck in the car

 

I held mine for 10 hours and I pissed blood for 2 days. Then I got a terrible kidney infection.

 

That sounds painful man

 

what a great mental image
now I need to piss,shit, and barf

 

this should be included in some kind of porn.

 

Damn skippy.

 

what if you had the kidney infection from something else and that was your period? i dunno just what i think

 

skippy? WTF?
get off the drugs

 

you're kinky
and sick

 

can i watch?

 

yes, and a bird goes "tweet."

 

I know the difference between period blood and infection blood.

You don't like skippy? Try Peter Pan.

 

talking about birds, I know this is completely off subject but, I don't feel like starting a thread
Earlier today there were 11 crows flying all around my house. It was very strange and kinda freaky