Someone... I think maybe two or three people are in my fucking house, man;. And I checked and the doors are loncked and I'm the only one home. I'm boiling potatoes and I was like "HOLY SHIT" and closed the door fast. They sound like a couple of redneck contractors. Orrrr... orr... electricians! OMG I need to check the mail at the [ost office but my eyes are bloodshot and, oh, fuck it, I'll just buy some eyedrops or summat. I can go out the bathroom window.
Don't worry, there probably just there to harvest your organs. Go out and see what up. They might need someone there to sign something or something.
You should get a fake shotgun and scare people that do that kind of stuff. Get something like a stick a go find them. If they don't have a reason to be there and don't have your permission it is breaking and entering. You can call the police.
No, there really were people here. They came through the side door because it was unlocked to plug in some extension chords and they were a couple of electricians that were supposed to be digging up part of the sidewalk and fixing our streetlights or summat.
I don't get how people can be nervous to walk around their own house, if I hear footsteps the first thing I do is to follow the sound...!?
i'm always hearing footsteps around here cause you can hear every friggin thing in this house.. george, dammit, open the letter and tell me what's in there.
