oh good god

i was brushing my teeth and felt something on my foot and i figured it was a hair or something but then i felt it again and looked down and saw the biggest mother of a bug with wings and about 9 foot legs and i slammed my knee into the corner of the counter and backed out of the bathroom i finished in the kitchen and i went back to put my toothbrush away and there it was, sitting there, watching me, mocking me

 

How traumatizing. Now I feel like there's something crawling on my back... ewwwhhh!

 

you'll never believe what that son of a bitch did

i purposely closed my bedroom door so the fucker wouldnt get in and i glance over and THERE HE IS


flyin around like he owns the damn place and i freaked out and started yelling and my dog looked worried and i really hate anything that flies and i almost started hyperventilating and i slammed a book down on it

usually i wont kill bugs but my god i HATE them so much

 

Awww poor bug..

 

Bugs are so grrrrrroosssssss. Except ladybugs! They're cute.

 

no patrick no

this isnt a bug

this is the devil reincarnated

 

ITS NOT UNDER THE BOOK


ITS NOT UNDER THE BOOK


oh fucking lord you guys im gojnnna piss myself if i dont find this thing


i lifted the book and it WASNT THERE


god its gonna crawl all over my damn face if i go to sleep

 

You better watch out, this bug sounds like he knows what's up. I bet he's watching you and waiting as we speak.

 

god damnit patrick shut up im going in the other room



damnit damnit DAMNIT these bugs have me covered there was one IN there the other day


oh god and i put a cup over it and it was under the cop for a long time but when i checked in the morning it was GONE



im gonna ask my dad or uncle what kinda bug they are and find a picture of that fucker for you all

 

Just think, he's probably pissed off now.

 

yeah well he deserves it, bastard :H

 

Being pissed off, he may become extra aggresive...

 

Hey Patrick, it's not very nice of you to tease poor little Becky like that.

 

yeah seriously patrick now im going into the other room to watch roseanne :H

 

Well, I would tease you instead, but since it's daylight there..

 

heres a picture of that bastard

 

what the hell? that thing is really creepy becky.....

 

omgersh is it an alien... ewww I got the heeby jeebies... ewww *gag* get rid of it.. call the cops on the motherfucker

 

eewww

thats scary

 

Mosquitohawk