What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann? The Pope died a virgin. Renault is launching a new car in Portugal, with extra space in the boot for a child. It's called the Renault McCann.
thats awfully mean... I know a mccann joke too but i wont say... YOU CANT MAKE ME!! well you probably can... All ya gotsa to i blackmail me.
Q. What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter? A. Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother...!! Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S. Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick! Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself. Q: How does every ethnic joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
What has four legs and an arm? A doberman at a playground. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The eight year old in my trunk. I used to enjoy New Orleans wine, but lately it's been watered down. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make a horse drink unless you have a really big blender.
What did Dodi say to Diana when they got in the car? I'm going to take you up the tunnel and make you bleed.
Why did the sailor fall into the sea? He was dead. Why did the second sailor fall into the sea? He thought it was a game. Why did the third sailor fall into the sea? Pier pressure.
Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black. How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS. (Crossed the line?)
