Off-topic Thread

Please deposit random banter here.

I haven't had beer since Wed, I'm starting to think my flu symptoms are half withdrawal symptoms. I honestly can't remember the last time I went this long....

 

I get first post

 

Whoever thought of this thread was a genius without a penis

 

2nd

 

aha success!

you're the (wo)man zilla!

 

Me and Zilla are a weird situation

We appear to have a bittersweet relationship full of hate and disgust

But deep down there is a mutual respect that reaches the deepest depths of the cosmos

 

Awww how cute pat.

 

weirdo

 

ew fag

I can just feel you humping my leg in cyber space.

 

So I'm rocking this gay headband tonight..

just thought you all should know

 

gayer than zilla?

not possible. she puts salami up her bum

 

Bud Ice tastes like poop, but it's doing the job... I left work early tonight because the security guy smoked me out with a spliff and I said fuck it, hope i have a job in the morning. Fuck it

 

pics or it didnt happen

 

you have short hair and probly sell used cars to old people for a living

why are you here

 

You lookin' to buy a used car?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGdGhTl7SMY

lol SUCKAZ

 

Awww pat your so nice. It's okay, we forgive you

 

no. now go bring your faded red tuxedo to the dry cleaners

 

Shit, I'll just hose it off and return it to you.

 

Tough but fair question

It's hard dealing with people like you who want to be me, but it's great because theatres put MY FACE on novelty sized popped corn holders