Off-topic, but I need a quick reliable answer

What's the best way to split a small pill in half without it crumbling?

 

I wouldn't recommend splitting a pill unless it is scored...if it's not scored there is no way to tell if the drug is distributed evenly throughout the pill...1/2 the pill might have all the drug and the other 1/2 might be nothing but filler...

 

hmmm, good point. You think crushing it up and then dividing the powder into two would be ok?
After it's a powder, how would I take it?
(it's E by the way)

 

you could snort it

 

I've split E a few times. I usually just used my finger nails to pintch it in half. And like above said you can snort it, I have done that a few times, but to warn you it does burn like HELL! But it does come on faster that way. I enjoyed it. Damn this is making me want some E, i havent done it in over 2 years.

 

Pharmacies sell tablet-splitting devices for exactly this purpose.....

 

Would a rusty razor blade work?
(seriously, I have one on hand)

 

well a razor blad would work, your call on the rust.

 

Just try cutting it and whatever falls apart scoop up and swallow with a glass of water or whatever. A friend of mine used to have to take crushed pills mixed with juice. Try that. It'll probably be really nasty and make you puke it up though.

 

Ahh, good idea Panda
Thanks everyone!