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Off To Uni

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Peace-Phoenix, Oct 1, 2004.

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  1. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Wow, this is finally it, leaving home and off to Cambridge tomorrow. I'm really excited, can't wait to meet a whole load of new people, new friends, loose women, ahem! Also looking forward to studying again! I'll have the internet in my room, so will be able to stay on the forums and MSN, I'd miss everyone here if I didn't! Ahh well, big wide world, here I come....
     
    Peace-Phoenix, Oct 1, 2004
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  3. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Good luck Mr Phoenix. I hope you have been told about the initiation ritual. Pack the K-Y.
     
    showmet, Oct 1, 2004
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  5. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Anal lubes
    There are several products on the market that are promoted for use in anal sex. Some lubes, like Maximus, Slippery Stuff Gel, Astroglide Gel, and Doc's Anal Lube are more heavy and viscous, to stay put during anal activities and hold up under the additional friction.     Other anal lubes contain a mild desensitizing agent, usually benzocaine or a similar topical anesthetic. These products can be helpful in overcoming discomfort and apprehension for anal initiates, but we recommend exercising caution when using them. Because they decrease sensation, they may increase the possibility of minor injuries occurring in the anal area if things get too wild. Obviously, if you split your asshole wide open, you will notice it no matter what, but if the area is numbed, the chance for minor tears in the anal membrane may increase. Just keep in mind that using a numbing lube does not give carte blanche to jackhammer someone's ass, shove a monster dildo up your butt, or take a fist on the first try, even if you can get away with it. Believe us, you will be sorry, especially the next morning when your sphincter is still sore. Although we suppose the numbing lube could come in handy then to ease the pain.
    http://www.sextoyspro.com/ky-jelly.shtml
     
    showmet, Oct 1, 2004
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  7. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

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    Pack the KY?!? I'd heard he owned shares ;)

    Have to admit though, furst time I've heard Cambridge described as the "big wide world". Heheheh.

    G'luck, Sal. Send me some loose women and I'll buy you a degree ;)
     
    DoktorAtomik, Oct 1, 2004
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  9. Mercy

    Mercy Member

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    Wooohooooo! I'm so excited for you! You're going to have the most amazing time of your life! Have fun and make the most of it, because you fucking deserve it!
    Take care, speak to you soon,
    Piss Percy x
     
    Mercy, Oct 2, 2004
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  11. Spyder

    Spyder La dah de dah

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    your going to cambridge for fucks sake, its like upper class haven, you'll be wined and dined, that soooo aint the big wide world!

    have a great time tho sal!
     
    Spyder, Oct 2, 2004
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  13. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

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    See, I was trying to put it a tad more diplomatically than that...... ;)
     
    DoktorAtomik, Oct 2, 2004
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  15. Spyder

    Spyder La dah de dah

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    yep and thats why im always critised for being a moany agressive twat,

    but im really not!

    just ask dandy and sunny they'll vouch for me

    i've got hip references damn it!

    mwarhaha
     
    Spyder, Oct 2, 2004
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  17. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

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    Hmmm. Deja vu!
     
    DoktorAtomik, Oct 2, 2004
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  19. Lozi

    Lozi Senior Member

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    I have a friend called Liam in Cambridge, he plays some form of guitar.



























    *falls asleep*
     
    Lozi, Oct 2, 2004
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  21. Enonemouse

    Enonemouse Happy Wanderer

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    Well Sal hope you have a great time and all your dreams come true. You deserve the best there is.


    Love & Best Wishes
    EnonEmouse
     
    Enonemouse, Oct 2, 2004
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  23. TheFly

    TheFly Member

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    Yeah... have a great time...

    Fly...
     
    TheFly, Oct 2, 2004
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  25. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    It is indeed a sanctuary of privelege.

    Just remember, Sal ... Death to the oppressor. One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place.

    Which side of the fence will you be on?
     
    showmet, Oct 3, 2004
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  27. Spyder

    Spyder La dah de dah

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    sals gonna come back ultra conservative! hahahaha

    ooh the irony of it all
     
    Spyder, Oct 3, 2004
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  29. Xiola

    Xiola One Lonely Seagull

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    Have fun Sal, hope your getting settled in ok. :)
    Talk soon
     
    Xiola, Oct 3, 2004
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  31. rainbow dew

    rainbow dew Member

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    lol conservative sal!

    hope you have a wonderful time, but just remember who you are!
    love an hugs
    namaste
    x x x
     
    rainbow dew, Oct 4, 2004
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  33. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Well it's a mixture really. Yeah there are upper class heaven aspects of it, but there are a lot of really down to Earth people here too. It's nothing like any of the stereotypes, even though there are some stereotypical people. Having said that, it's formal halls and gowns tomorrow night, bally spiffing I say! But don't worry, I shaln't be going Conservative, tear down the system all the way man. Everyone knows me as the radical lefty just by the way I dress:S I've just set up my computer accound so I should be on a bit more often now, in between working hard and playing harder....
     
    Peace-Phoenix, Oct 5, 2004
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  35. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

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    Anyone else find that outrageously entertaining? ;)
     
    DoktorAtomik, Oct 5, 2004
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  37. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    Seems Cambridge has damaged his spelling :p

    Tut tut.
     
    Alomiakoda, Oct 5, 2004
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  39. rainbow dew

    rainbow dew Member

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    he he he...... sorry just imagining sal in a formal gown...he he he!

    namaste
    x x x
     
    rainbow dew, Oct 6, 2004
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