ode to the megabus

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by showmet, Jan 6, 2005.

  1. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

    O megabus,

    doyen of affordable inter city transport,
    your rickety demeanour, rock bottom prices
    and ease of booking
    bring equality to the leisure travel market

    even the poor
    can have fun (on selected routes only)

    O double decker class champion
    O diesel powered chariot

    your budget excursions
    more than make up for
    our lack of a cohesive integrated transport policy
  2. moominmamma

    moominmamma Member

    That last line was a transport of delight:)
  3. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

    Oh my Jon... you are the poet laureate of a skint generation...


  4. roly

    roly Senior Member

    that is quite simply geeeeenius!
  5. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

    Hahahaha, that was brilliant! :D
  6. Jaz Delorean

    Jaz Delorean Senior Member

    ahh man, that is so brilliant :D i'm gonna print that out and give it to the driver next time i go on the bus :D yay!
  7. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

    I especially love how there is no room for luggage on the mega bus. I love been trapped at the back of the top deck behind aisles full of stacked luggage.

    It was especially fun when on the way from London to Leeeds we all started to smell a really strong smell of petrol just before the driver stopped and screamed for us all to get off the bus (which took a hell of a long time)

    Turned out it had leaked and caught fire the week before but they thought they had fixed the problem:$

    It took ages to get off the bus with the ensuing panic. 2 hours stuck in the middle of nowhere waiting for another bus to come for us... hmmm

    But I still use Megabus... cos they're so damn cheap:sunglasse £2.50 return! Bargain!

    Love Clairexxx
  8. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

    Fire-hazard tastic!
  9. DaisaeFaerie

    DaisaeFaerie Member

    hahaha..tis brilliante...how about a sonnet complete with iambic pentameter next..?
  10. tulip

    tulip Member

    wehey! :D
  11. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

    wayeyheyhey:D :p

    *Official Showmet Fanclub Secretary*:cool:
  12. Jaz Delorean

    Jaz Delorean Senior Member

    talkin about raggy buses - i just got back to manchester and we had a REEEEALLY nice megabus!! it was a big doubledecker coach with lights and places to put luggage, even had a toilet!! it was the 1pm to Glasgow, so i guess it had to be better than the ones we usually get! hehee.

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