Odd childhood logic

When I was a kid, I seriously thought Corpus Christy was named after Daniel's sister Christie. I really did, lol. So one day we set out to make Lake Jake in my friend Jake's backyard. Haha. That just ended up creating a giant mud puddle that I'm sure his mother was very appreciative of. I also used to make grilled cheeses by toasting bread, buttering it, and sticking a slice of cheese in the middle. And I made the worst pizza in the world also. Man...I miss being a little kid.

 

i thought that i could melt a brick of cheese by placing it in the microwave, for 20 mins haha

 

When I was a kid I thought everyone aged backwards but forgot about their past. haha Basically I thought I was older than my parents and that they were just people that wanted to spend time with me. (I was about 4 or 5)

 

woah thats some crazy childhood logic right there haha

 

When I was a kid I used to not have to pay bills, haha.

I'm still kid-like. I can't let that shit go.

 

You little rapscallion you.

 

I used to think my parents knew everything....then I thought I knew more than them...and now we all know that we know nothing

 

when i was age 2-4 my mom said i would run around completly naked for absolutly no reason, even stripped down in a few stores she said haha

 

:cheers2: I hear ya, things were much simpler then.
We call it concrete thinking in the mental health field.
http://www.bianys.org/learnet/tutorials/concrete_vs_abstract_thinking.html
Kids come up with some pretty comical thoughts.

 

I used to do that as well. My mom said that I stripped down at a friend's of the family and the man asked me where I learned that it was ok to run around naked - my reply was simply, "momma"

 

haha ...i remember being upset when I found out it was 'grill cheese' and not 'girl cheese'...remember etch-a-sketch....had one in the sixties..it was like havin a computer back then...I can draw a wicked staircase

 

i used to think the statue of liberty was a big statue of god. heh

 

i can see the logic in that

 

I used to think cartoon characters were real.

 

i definitally thought as well, ninja turtles never did come save the day when that bully pushed me off my tricycle haha

 

When I was a kid in Sunday School (probably about 5-y-o) I was told that Jesus was with me always. So I would buckle Jesus' seat belt in the car so that he wouldn't die in a car accident.

 

One day, when I was about seven years old, I somehow convinced myself for a moment that my parents were aliens. I had invented a game where I'd walk under our kitchen table and when I walked out the other side I'd be in a whole new world. The last time I did it I stepped out, took a look around and then started bawling my eyes out wanting to 'go home' so I ran back under the table. Never played that game again after that.

 

Out of all the answers so far, this one has definitely been my favorite. Tisha Mc's came in at a very close second.

I used to think I was far inferior to my grandpa because he only had one arm and I only wanted one arm as well. I'm really glad I decided to keep both of my arms these days, lol.

 

Aww, thanks. I'M NUMBER 2! I'M NUMBER 2!

I used to have tons of stuffed animals and even though I had a favourite, I was afraid that if the other ones knew they'd get jealous and kill me in my sleep. So I had a rotation with all of them. I would sleep with one on one night, then another the next and so on, so nobody would feel left out.

 

haha..

I did that but with algebra... but that was like last year and the year before.

I basically wrote out the alphabet in the back of my book and then when we did the algebra questions I replaced whichever letter it said in the textbook with the next letter in the back of book alphabet. So all the letters got a decent turn. I went through the whole alphabet twice I think... My dad said it wasn't fair because letters like C were getting demoted.