My right armpit has recently started smelling like a ripe vagina. Is it safe to sniff it while I masturbate?
Did you finger some babe with a ripe vagina recently? Then maybe absentmindedly scratched an itch in your own armpit afterwards? If so, you may have transferred some bacteria from one warm damp location to another warm damp location, and now you have your own crop of vaginal bacteria growing. Maybe want to wash your armpits with an anti-bacterial soap or rubbing alcohol or something to kill off the bacteria, before you get an infection and your armpit falls off.
