Objects That Sexual Features

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  1. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    What types of objects (not humans) do you see as having sexual features or remind you of sex?
    ie: banana - penis, opening a parcel - undressing someone, an object that is similar looking to a vagina etc.

    Auto shift in a car - D - desire, R- rearend, P - pussy, N - no sex tonight.
     
  2. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

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    In the army our Class A hats were called "**** caps" because when you looked at the inside of them they resembled a vagina.
     
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    HOT POCKETS.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-i9GXbptog"]Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Hot Pockets - YouTube
     
  4. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Saw the thread title, oh another one of these kind of threads from nz, but you get points for that line, made me lol
     
  5. Touch of Eros

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    Lego...becaaaause... it reminds me of...

    ...yeah, I have no witty answer to this one...
     
  6. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    When the grip becomes so tight it becomes painful, you have to plead ... "Lego - please Lego".
     
  7. Sassygurl

    Sassygurl Member

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    Okay that is hilarious!
     

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