Nut Butter.....

Why call it "Nut Butter"? Why not say "Peanut Butter" or "Almond Butter" or "Cashew Butter" or "Pecan Butter"? Why "Nut Butter"?

Nut Butter just makes it sound like some sort of testicle cream.

 

Mixed nuts? Lol

I would call it, hip butter! Ha!

 

This is the first time I've heard of Nut Butter.























Also....

 

I'm pretty sure they do... at least around here.





What I don't understand is why there is a "WARNING! Contains PEANUTS" on the peanut butter label... Like, Yeah, no shyt dumbfuck

 

Probably because lack of a warning label would result in a serious lawsuit......

 

Yeah, I get that... sort of.


But in reality, if it's Peanut Butter and you are buying it thinking it doesn't contain peanuts maybe... just maybe, an allergic reaction would be a good thing for the rest of the planet.

 

Some people just take stupid to a whole new level, I guess.......

 

thread title reminds me of my favourite foot ointment

 

On this forum the joke in that could be taken several different ways.

 

I think nut butter is used to describe the variety of butters made from nuts without naming each one individually.

 

LOL

I've always thought the word "ointment" was irrationally funny.

Thank you, I needed that laugh.

 

Sigh. If only I were as smart as you are....

 

Geez, sarcasm much?

 

Honestly, I was actually being half serious. You know a hell of a lot more than I do about many things, and that's always been something I've liked about you.

 

So I read the title and kind of assumed this thread was going to be about balls.

 

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/25063/great-grandmas-nut-butter-balls/

 

Women love the taste of my nut butter.

 

I nearly choked on my water just now........

 

same. i had never heard of it as a food product.

you never know. like how fruit juice is actually made of fruit juice only about half the time.