Number Three

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  1. MikeE

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    As I get older, I've discovered that I need to pee more often. No surprise there.

    But what I've also noticed is an almost complete absence of number 3.

    When I was younger, I would frequently shit and piss (number 3) at the same time or at least in the same sitting.

    But for the last few years, its not happening. I'll go in, do my business (1 or 2), leave, and sometimes 20 seconds later, sometimes sooner, discover that there is some unfinished business that didn't reveal itself until I had finished the previous business. So I go back in.

    Am I alone in this or is this one of those unspoken surprises about the aging process?
     
  2. The Walking Dickhead

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    I always thought number 3 was a wank.

    You can't add piss and shit to make an entirely new method of purging!

    Does that mean farting should be called having a nothing?

    In answer to your query, yes going to the toilet gets harder as you get older, or easier. Either one or or..
     
  3. MikeE

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    No. 3 = No. 1 + No. 2

    Masturbation is "primo". Its on a different kind of scale.

    Farting is a sub-set of shitting "2t"
     
  4. The Walking Dickhead

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    For the last time, you can't add bodily functions to make new bodily functions. They may very well work in unison sometimes, however they are not mathematically compatible.
     
  5. NoHobo

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    You should probably consult a urologist and not a forum full of people who think that homeopathy is a legitimate science.
     
  6. MikeE

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    I'm not looking for medical advice. (I ain't sick). I'm looking for feedback from other men to see if my aging experience is common.
     
  7. The Walking Dickhead

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  8. tumbling.dice

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    This is true...it would be like adding apples and oranges.

    Farting is a number 0 btw.
     
  9. The Walking Dickhead

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    You can add different kinds of fruit together actually, it's just when they start to add up to unimaginably large numbers they become the all one kind of fruit, or a planet. this is due to the action of gravity
     

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