Nubile chicks runnin all around my house.

I'm sitting out on my deck it is hot here today. and all these chicks are runnin around in there bikinis and I can't have any of them. Shit I'm going in the house. Damn chicks in bikinis are hot. Damn summer. If it was Winter I would not have to put up with this.

Peace

 

why can't you have any of them, are you a scary mutant????

 

No. My chick says I can't have one. Damn chick. I hate summer.

Peace

 

well kick your fuckin chick to the curb and bang one of the new ones then go back to your chick and be like OHHH GEE i'm so sorry it was a mistake blah blah bLAH GIRLS fall for this shit all the time.

 

I can't kick her anywhere. She lives in a box on the back porch. Her box has holes in it. She can see thing's. So I have to be carefull. I just want Summer to go away.

Peace.

 

No, not really.

 

the smart one don't PIAF but i know alot of chicks that have.

 

"The worm forgives the plow that cuts it." ~ William Blake

 

"You're a sex bomb." -Tom Jones

 

Well some worms have pride.

Oh and do u have a quote for everything ?????

 

Some worms should have done the dishes and kept there mouth shut.

 

How about this one: "Yes! Motherfucker. Yes!" ~ Eddie Murphy

 

Women need not always keep their mouths shut and their wombs open.

 

That's agreed.

 

Actually they don't....even when they pretend that they do.

 

Jerry Springer chicks fall for it.

 

They are mutants.

 

they have vaginas.

 

So you're saying: women are stupid and deserve to be cheated on...

Is that right?

 

Men and women are both stupid not just women if they are stupid enough to go out with a guy who is stupid enough to go ahead and cheat and then can just stupidly apologize for cheating without meaning it then yeah.