Now What?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by dixie_pixy, Nov 9, 2008.

  1. dixie_pixy

    dixie_pixy HighMandi

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    Ok, so this is supposed to be a plant that we are growing from a seed we got out of a batch.... first of all, is it even pot?
    Second of all, what should we do to it next?

    We've kept it under the bathroom sink in the dark next to the cat litter and litter pan (hoping for the carbon monoxide). Unfortunately it got tipped over and the plant is not standing up straight.

    We don't want to have a whole pot plant production center going on. We're mostly doing it to see if we can. So, we do have a fishtank set up and a blacklight. That's the extent of our production center.

    So, what do I do now?
     
  2. dixie_pixy

    dixie_pixy HighMandi

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    PS... yes we are noobs!
     
  3. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    What you did is fail, what you need to do is read on how to grow since you obviously have no idea :D
     
  4. The Reverend

    The Reverend Member

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    Whatever it is, it's very unhealthy. If you planted a pot seed then yes, it will be.

    Kill it. It's never going to produce anything you could smoke.

    Erm... Plants need LIGHT, putting it in a dark place will not help it grow, that's 7 yr old science. That's why it's so long and straggly, because it's been trying to reach for the light when there is none. In infancy you need to give pot plants strong light 24 (or at least 18) hours a day.

    I don't think a blacklight will do it any good, nor a fishtank unless it's massive. Buy yourself a couple of Envirolites, set aside a little cupboard space then come back, even for a very basic grow that's the bare minimum.

    Oh, and a copy of Jorges Cervantes: Indoor/Outdoor Medical Growers Bible. Essential reading.
     
  5. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    Yeah, sorry but this plant is not doing well. You need to keep your light source closer to the plant in order to keep it from growing so high to fast. Kill it and start over. The greensmans page is good and there are a bunch of other sources for growing. I am also having problems with mine and I have started several times. I never get past the first couple of stages. Good Luck.
     
  6. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    why the fuck would you put it under the sink.,...Toss that plant, it should be short and have leaves if it is doing well, that thing isn't going to give you any bud.
     
  7. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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  8. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    remembers to not ask dixie_pixy to take care of the plants on my next vacation
     
  9. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    its right up there with asking FoxyTail to watch my dog
     
  10. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    well played.
     
  11. The Reverend

    The Reverend Member

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    lmao

    Sharp wit, my friend...

    Horrible but funny all the same

    :cheers2:
     
  12. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    Also; where did you get the idea that a blacklight will grow anything?
     
  13. lucjl volcin

    lucjl volcin Senior Member

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    Epic fail
     
  14. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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  15. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    ror.
     
  16. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    the first step is admitting you're a noob.
    the second is fixing it. remember back in first grade, when you grew beans/ grass in a plastic cup in school? go back to those days. start over. you need a basic understanding of biology, as well as the specifics pertaining to pot. try growing a bean sprout on your counter, or even an heb like oregano or parsley, watch it and pay attention to how it grows. then try again with weed.

    and please, PLEASE put that poor sprout out of its misery.
     
  17. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    lol that plant looks like it needs a little bit of "mother's love" :p

    why would you try to grow pot just to see if you could, and have no intention of keeping it? that's like trying to have a baby just to see if you could, but not taking any of the prenatal precautions :rolleyes:
     
  18. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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  19. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    i know this isn't the funny pictures thread but this one is fukin hilarious

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