Now that’s embarrassing!

Something just happened to me that, i think, will keep me from smoking in my own house again. so the story is:

well a couple hours ago i was stoned just, you know, having fun just doing nothing (and apparently being very entertaining to my cousin), when i had to pee. so i go take a piss, wah my hands, all that good stuff. so when i walk back to the living room, my cousin looks at me, and then she screams bloody fuckin murder and runs out of the room. im standing there all confused and shit, not knowing whats goin on. so i look down, and apparently, after i took my piss, i forgot to put my dick back in my pants. so my little buddys swingin around, sayin hello for anyone who cares to look. lookin back it was embarrassing as hell.

but at that moment, i had to laugh.

 

ahahah

yeh thatd be sweet

to watch from cctv

 

On a positive note: you were THAT stoned.

 

hell yeah

 

Haha wow, that sucks. Wouldn't keep me from smoking in my house though

 

haha no big deal man. shit happens. that would be funny.

 

nuzeeng tu be imberressed ibout if pruper size, gud heelth, etc.

 

Hahaha

Oh well, shit happens. At least you have a really funny story out of it .

 

fucking amazing....thats funny as fuck.

 

shoulda bust out some incest

 

Way to find a silver lining.

 

how olds your cousin? lol it could've been worse if she was younger. hahaha

 

same age as me

 

oh haha. Dude that could lead to incest hahahahahahaha.

 

hahaha thats horrible

 

It could have been at school, that would have sucked more.

 

I'm assuming she was sober? If she was, then why would she be afraid of a bit of dick?

 

haha I could imagine the apology/coversation that took place when you had to talk to her afterwards...embarassing yes. Hell shouldn't keep you from smoking in your house though.

 

i didnt talk to her afterwards, she knew how fucked up i was, so she left it alone.

 

haha, has she said anything to you after that about the incident? lol. Dude at least shes your cousin, you dont have to care about that. If it was at schooool, shit man, that would have sucked