not the sharpest tool in the shed?

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by roly, Apr 7, 2005.

  1. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    ....no, me neither...but i still scored above average in a IQ test....however it was an online one....so how reliable it is i dont kno.....hehe.....why not try it ...you could be suprised! ( or become even more in love with yourself, depending on what kind of person u are! :p )


    tamarington, your IQ score is 115

    tamarington, your IQ score is slightly above the average IQ score. Congratulations! Among your skills, there are certain areas that stand out above the rest. The classic IQ test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. By analysing your answers we can discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.


    You are gifted with the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

    Insightful linguists can take complex concepts and articulate them to just about anyone. You have a gift with words and insight into processes and the way people think. These talents enable you to explain things clearly to people. Helen Keller is a great example of an Insightful Linguist. Blind, deaf and mute, she was still able to put things together in her mind and to understand complex ideas. She could do that because she was able to conceptualise ideas internally. Though she could not literally see, she had the visual and spatial skills necessary to understand patterns on an abstract level. She learned to read, write and ultimately became a writer on issues of social justice.


    FOR TEST GO TO tickle.com and click on THE CLASSIC IQ test :)
     
  2. Dandelion_Blood

    Dandelion_Blood Gremlin

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    *ruffles hair* noo you never were yoou :p my little dumb dumb


    *runs away*
     
  3. kier

    kier I R Baboon

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    kieran, your IQ score is 133
    and suposedly im a visual mathesmiataiongauisgh...person

    these tests are generaly crazy though, as im not the brightest crayon in the draw :)

    edit-dandy, you made me giggle out loud...love it :)
     
  4. Mercy

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    Completely off the subject of the actual post, but once my friend got told by a teacher that she was....
    'not the sharpest tool in the shed, but certainly the nicest.'
    I would much rather be a nice tool than a sharp one anyway!
     
  5. kier

    kier I R Baboon

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    awwwh :)
     
  6. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    An old school teacher once told me that I was sharp as a marble. I was quite proud of that compliment :D
     
  7. kier

    kier I R Baboon

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    you have f*cked up marbles
     
  8. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Nah, we have marbles just the same as everyone else's...shiny and round


    Hey, hang on...marbles aren't sharp!!
     
  9. stardust

    stardust Banned

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    "claire, your IQ score is 127. Your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test."

    methinks they is lying!

    i like doing the american IQ tests coz i always come out as a genius!


    peace and love
    stardust
    xxx
     
  10. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    heh coolies guys....power 13 hahaha..nice marbles....dandy...oi yoooooooou! hehe! Roly.xxx..."the sharpest donut in the packet"
     
  11. Mercy

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    wooo, Kier, I got the same as you!

    Except mine says I am an 'insightful linguist'...
    "You are gifted with the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind."

    Seems ironic that I get that score while trying to avoid writing my essay cause I can't think of the right words to use!!!
     
  12. kier

    kier I R Baboon

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    just because we're good at something doesn't mean we have a passion for it


    but i LOVE MATHS WITH ALL MY HEART :rolleyes:
     
  13. Carlos

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    'one spana short of a tool box'

    'one sandwitch short of a picknic'

    'the wheel is turning......but the hamsters dead'


    lol i was looking for more of the above an i found these on a page dedicated to stupidity.

    "It's not stupidity. It's the random application of intelligence."
    - LTC (USMA)

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”
    - Unknown
    “Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.”
    - Unknown
    “We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?”
    - Unknown

    “The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.”

    “If you happen to meet a crocodile, don't stick your head in its mouth. Every now and then, and who knows the reason, people ignore this advice, which is sad because they die, but very stupid because they were warned. They had a choice. The moral of the story is this — you can't afford to be stupid. There are crocodiles.”

    Never argue with a fool, a passerby may not know which one it the fool.”

    “Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.”
    - Unknown
     
  14. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Wow, it's like they read my mind :D
     
  15. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    Super IQ Test score is 141

    Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information.
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    The way you think about things makes you a Visual Linguist. This means you are highly intelligent and have many diverse talents. You have especially strong linguistic talents and are very good at interpreting visual information. You've got your feet on the ground, but your mind is capable of very complex, abstract thought. Compared to others, you are easily able to see situations from many different angles. You also understand how things work in a very practical way.
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    How did we determine that your thinking style is that of a Visual Linguist? When we examined your test results further, we analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you a Visual Linguist. Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities.
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    Ken your IQ score is 135

    This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.
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    Ken, you're smartest when it comes to physical intelligence. Whether you possess a greater level of athletic prowess than the people around you or have the graceful movements of a dancer, chances are you're able to direct your body with precision while others trip over their own shoelaces. Physical intelligence refers to the power to control one's body movements for achievement or expression. If you're not the active type, it doesn't mean you don't have this strength. It simply means that you're probably putting it to use in another way.
     
  16. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    Damn..........I was 148 when I was eleven. Now 30 years later, I'm stupider.

    Actually that does sound right. The more I learn, the less I know.
    I have a little bit bigger heart now, and that is everything to me.
    I was an emotional disaster back then, a bubbling volcano or geyser. Now I am a deep river, slowly meandering towards the sea. Okay, maybe there are a few rapids ahead, they're just a lot farther apart now. And Class IV instead of VI.
     

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