Not sure if this goes here, but my friend saw me masturbating

I need some advice.

I’m a 20 y.o female and my friend, who is a 20 y.o guy, recently got evicted from his apartment. I told him he could spend a few nights at my place before he gets back on his feet. I just moved into my own apartment, don't have much. I don’t have a couch (yet) or a guest bed (small apartment). We both figured it would be no big deal to sleep in the same bed (I've known him for about a year).

I woke up to myself nearly climaxing (I was masturbating in my sleep). I was so confused. I looked over at him and his face was turned towards me but was sleeping I think, but I saw his phone in his hand. I think he was watching me but I can’t be 100% sure of that. I didn’t speak to him much this morning, and I haven’t seen him since.

What should I do? I could crawl under a rock. I didn’t even KNOW one could masturbate while sleeping.

 

So much for being generous. He just happened to be sleeping, facing you, phone clutched in his hand. You did make it 100% clear that this wasn't going to be something, right? I'd suggest a hotel or two.

 

There was nothing wrong with you, even if you masturbated.

 

Seems to me you were merely helping a wet dream happen. I see nothing wrong with that.
As form you friend, ask him if he got a video, you would like to see it if so. Just be open and bold about it instead of living with " I don't know".

 

he got a video of it and said he was going to post it online

 

He saw me so it

 

That's illegal. Revenge porn. Call the cops.

 

Revenge porn?

 

Posting pictures or videos of another person without their consent. Usually when an ex posts pics of their ex it's known as revenge porn. Same difference in your case. The guy sounds like a piece of shit. Call the cops, kick him out, get a restraining order. Can see why he's homeless now.

 

Yea, I say. bust him.

 

I'm starting to think this whole story is BS. Newbie poster probably trying to excite us vs the response we're giving.

 

Wow, no. Why would I lie about this?

 

Some friend.

 

Not a good thing for him to do

 

Call me a cynic, but I have a hard time with this. You joined this group on Tuesday. You posted this two days later. Something seems amiss here, almost as if you made it up just to have something to contribute.

If it’s true, well, it is what it is. If it’s not true, please post in literotica.com, or something like that.

 

So come here to vent and look for advice, and this is how I’m treated. Got it, thanks guys, I appreciate the support. It ABSOLUTELY happened, sorry if it’s hard to believe?? I find it hard to believe this actually happened myself.

 

Why did you post this twice, it was also posted in the relationships topic

 

It’s done to draw more attention. You see that a lot with “suspicious” posts.

I like to call them “Dear Penthouse Forum” posts. You know, the ones that always start with “I never thought this would happen to me, but…”

It’s rather comical how many people actually fall for that. I always look at the member’s profile and see how long they’ve been a member and how many posts they’ve made before their big “Guess what happened to me this morning” post. It’s a pretty obvious pattern you’ll see over and over.

 

Hope you got it sorted out lol

 

Darn, the soap opera ended??? Was finding it entertaining.