Man Impregnates Woman While Freefalling Naked A thirty-six year old man has been charged with involuntary sexual assault and misdemeanor property damaged. Johnny Barleycorn was practicing parachute jumping from his native Ohio when a gust of wind and faulty parachute cause him to miss his intended target and land on twenty-three year old Sally Diller while she was nude sunbathing on her yacht. Both Johnny Barleycorn and Sally Diller belong to the "I can see everything from here" naturalist camp located in down town Columbus Ohio. The lawyers on both sides have advised their clients not to comment on the situation but some of the witnesses to the mishap had this to say. "Darn that was a strangeun." "Them freaky people always doin sumptin stoopid." "Land sakes, now I've seen eve'ry thin." "That shore was inneresting but I knows ta keeps my clothes on 'round cheer." ________________________ How is your day going?