Northerners and Southerners

With the added bonus you cant catch Covid in a Café . Its not lurking there according to the Government advice

 

Even if it did, it would get killed off in the fumes from the Brandy I drink with my coffee !!!

 

I had that several years ago, a bloody neighbour with a garden strimmer, every morning when I was trying to sleep after being on nights!
Anyway, a few weeks later and he was saying how it was his holiday soon, they weren't going anywhere and he was looking forward to some quiet lie-in's, well that wasn't going to happen, I went to work and brought home a sheet of steel 2feet square, I marked it off into one inch squares (think of a big chessboard) and waited.
I came off my night turn and was on a 48 off, he was off on his holiday hoping to enjoy a lie in, I got an angle grinder and cut the sheet of steel up into the 1 inch squares, partway through I became aware of him watching me from his bedroom window, obviously I'd woke him up.
When I'd finished I brushed the whole lot up and threw them into the dustbin, he got the message!

 

When the North wind doth blow.

Just saying.

 

Not this far South, not just yet anyway Candy darlin' - although we are more than overdue a severe winter like we had in 1962/63.

 

I don't want that!!!
I remember you posting photos of Brighton on the other forum.

 

Oh, you mean like this Candy darlin'

 

YES!!!
I don't want that, and neither do you!

 

True Candy darlin' - but then I'm snugged down still being 'shielded', man from Sainsburys brings my food, so there is no reason for me to venture out at all !!!

 

Good, I don't want you falling. xxx

 

No Candy darlin' - thank you. These days I don't bounce very well !!!

 

No you be careful. x

 

If we do get weather like this, this winter, I'll just stand at my windows and watch the fun

 

It's not Winter yet - there's a couple of Months before it bites 'proper'

 

Oh my Northern girls?

 

:"It may be Winter outside ,,,,,

 

.... But in our hearts - it's Spring"

 

Yes we are a hardy bunch up North .

 

Yes, It's True - You can keep your Milk Tray, "It's all because the Northern Lass loves ...."

 

Ooh I will see what I can find tomorrow.
Maybe Southern Comfort. Na na na