Nofap Competition

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Oct 19, 2016.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Post when you start your no fap journey, then later tell us how long you lasted




    The guy that goes the longest wins these:

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  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Started........10-25pm Aussie Time........Failed At .......10-35pm..Aussie Time.......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Time in Bathurst flows slower than everywhere else, so thats really 20 mins
     
  4. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    You guys! ;)
     
  5. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    This sounds like a David Blaine challenge.
     
  6. ~Zen~

    ~Zen~ California Tripper Administrator

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    I have moved this thread to the Masturbation forums.

    These are not random thoughts, it is a specific topic.
     
  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I'm encouraged you think this thread will stay active long enough for you to have bothered doing that

    #notwankingaintnobodygottimeforthat
     
  8. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    C/S,
    Rev J
     
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  9. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Stealing from Seinfeld. Tsk tsk.
     
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  10. NISKUNUDIST

    NISKUNUDIST Member

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    3 weeks once. When I started back up I shot a Huge Load and FAR !
     
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  11. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    I would win this one easily if there was an actual prize. Most times I do it just because it feels good and not because I feel the need to.
    Last time was 4 days ago. Next time....maybe I will do it now because now I am thinking about it.
     
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  12. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    Two and a half weeks and counting. I sometimes try to go for the 3 months, channel my energy into exercise and yoga. Rarely last longer than 2 months. You need to exercise and make sure you get uninterrupted sleep, can't be waking up in the middle of the night with a boner. Weed helps.

    Too much fapping. No fapping.

    First wank after a nofap is always a good one, but it's still annoying that it's not a fuck.

    Women always want to fuck me after I've fapped so much my ballsack is longer than my cock, then when I save myself up and I'm bursting with sexual energy they're not interested.
     
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  13. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    The prize is the respect and admiration of hip forum members


    Wouldn't have picked you as a yoga guy
     
  14. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    I guess so, because you've met me in real life
     
  15. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER
     
  16. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    Please don't make me, what will I do tomorrow morning.
     
  17. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I've never done a stop masturbating contest. Probably because I never thought of it as a negativity I needed to stop... but when I want to stop something I drink water. The moment of think of doing it I'll get a bottle of water and finish that off. This seems to work well. :) you hydrate your body and you might just need that split second of not thinking about it, to maybe not do it...
     
  18. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Ok, settle down
     
  19. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Meh, yoga, its just a little ....hmmm whats the word I'm looking for? You wear little stretchy pants do ya?
     
  20. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    It's just stretching muscles
     

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