Nocturnal Emisions

i hadn't had one until last night actually, and my dream was about a superb blowjob and then it felt so so real then i woke up and said son of a bitch i will never get a real bj...
who needs real blowjobs when after a wet dream you get to wipe up all the cock snot in your bed, now that is one hell of a good time.....

 

bjs are over rated

 

I never had one myself becuase I started masturbating when I was rather young, 12 i think, in fact my first couple of orgasm were dry, I kind of feel like I'm missing out on something but then again, I feel like I'd rather by awake to enjoy my orgasms and not have to do so much nastly cleanup.

 

when i started jerkin i had those dry ones too, but try stopping for a long while and you'll proabaly have a wet dream, and they are worth the cleanup cause they feel so real...

 

Have someone stick your hand in warm water while you are sleeping if you want to have a "real" wet dream

 

oh you

 

I don't think I've ever had one... I mean, I would know if I did, right?

 

Yeah, you would notice if you had one.

 

Man, it's been so long. Those were some great dreams. Probably hasn't been since I was 19 or 20

 

Is it weard that I still have them at 28yo? I had one a couple nights ago. I get laid regularly (1-2 times a week), but If I dont get any for a week or so I always have a wet dream.