It's just a guy hitting a ball around a field with a stick... Football's just a bunch of guys chasing a ball about a field... It's all a waste of fields if you ask em.
You know the old saying, if you can't be involved in sports directly, at least be an 'athletic supporter'. .
i'm thinkin' "smear the queer" was pretty much any game where you got to beat the living hell outta someone under the guise of a ball game.