Well, crap. It doesn't look like my wife and I are going to be able to have sex for a while. I finally found out why my neck, right shoulder, and right arm have been in such screaming pain for the last two weeks, and why my right hand is half numb and paralyzed. Apparently (according to the MRI two days ago), I have two herniated discs in my neck! This means (at a minimum) no full extensions of my right arm, no lifting it over my head, and no real weight on it. Since my wife and I usually fuck in missionary position (her fave) and don't fuck in doggy (she doesn't like it) or cowgirl (she can't accommodate my wide hips), we're kind of out of luck. Neither of us are very happy about it (as you might imagine.)
Not a great situation - take your time and ensure the repairs are done properly. As to your problem - yep, I somehow feel that oral sex may have to be the solution for you .... for her - well, maybe you could explore the g-spot scenario with your left hand. That's something I'm sure she'll enjoy discovering.
Why not use this time to rediscover the sheer pleasure of a well administered handjob BG? Although there's no feeling like that of your cock penetrating the woman you love, a really good handjob from your lovely wife can be almost as satisfying for you. There are many times when my wife has woken me up by gently stroking and wanking my cock and, rather than it leading to full sex every time, I will ask her to 'finish me off' by hand, which she does willingly. That's my advice BG; some damn good handjobs for you.
Just find a comfy way, for her to sit on your face, and stop you moaning! Get on getting better! (Real painful hope you get relief soon )
But, using the infinite wisdom of Roy 'Chubby' Brown, how can he tell tell her that he loves her when she's sitting on his face? It's just a thought; please don't shoot the messenger.
