No Missing Link

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Orsino, Jun 5, 2004.

  1. Orsino

    Orsino Member

    They looked for the missing link
    There's no missing link
    They'll never find the missing link
    There's no missing link
    We're not something
    You can figure out with an equation
    We are the genetic mutation

    Aliens came and fucked the monkey
    They fucked the monkey
    Aliens came and fucked the monkey
    They fucked the monkey
    Aliens came and fucked the monkey
    They fucked the monkey

    Darwin tried explaining it
    Darwin the best he could
    Evolution, pretty theory
    But how could Darwin know?

    That aliens came and fucked the monkey
    They fucked the monkey
    Aliens came and fucked the monkey
    They fucked the monkey

    How explain fax machines?
    How else explain computer enhancement?
    How else explain fiber optics?
    How else explain Mozart?

    We do not belong here
    This planet was a terrarium
    Intergalactic broken home
    Have to go outer space
    And one day find our Daddy

    How else explain pay at the pump?
    How else explain limited access freeways?
    How else explain digital remastering?
    Plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo, Michael Jordan?
    Religion?
    Astronomy?
    Astrology
    That looks to the stars

    We do not belong here
    This planet was a terrarium
    Seven billion bastards
    Screaming for our Daddy

    Aliens came and fucked the monkey
    They fucked the monkey
    Aliens came and fucked the monkey
    They fucked the monkey
    Aliens came and fucked the monkey
    They fucked the monkey

     
  2. VanAstral

    VanAstral Member

    cool... were the aliens friendly?
     
  3. Orsino

    Orsino Member

    I wouldn't know.
     

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