No Fap = No Sleep

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  1. thidjit

    thidjit Members

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    so i have thos thing where ill be in bed at night and ill be really tired and want to go to sleep but ill have a million things running through my head that prevent sleep from happening i guess thsts called like insomnia or whatever (very hesitant to say i have insomnia as i havnt been diagnosed with it) anyway the way i use to deal with this was id find somthing to jerk off to and that would let me sleep problem is due to the fact that iv been relaying on this porn no longer excites me so i cant jerk off so i cant sleep i guess there isnt much of a point behind this just a rant so ya
     
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  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i hav thus thung were aye liek their two be punc2ation and pireods in tha santances i rede. aye aslo dont undurstund pepel hoo clame 2 nede too masterbaet 2 sleap. i've tryd adn if anytheng it waeks mee up moer then i wuz awaek to begen wiht.
     
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  3. broony

    broony Banned

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    Lay in bed and try to sleep, if you cant. Get out of bed, out of your room, don't fight it, make yourself a cup of tea, or hot water, read a book for 20 minutes in living room and try again.

    Fight insomnia never works.
     
  4. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    Oh my fucking god this is the best thing I have seen on here today.
     
  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Dyslexia?




    Hotwater
     
  6. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    No, Just Another Everyday......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  7. thefutureawaits

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    Welcome to hip forums! Go to sleep, go to sleep. Close your big lazy eyeyeses
     
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    [SIZE=11pt]When I was a little kid my favorite toy was a troll, who could have imagined that I’d still be playing with trolls as an adult[/SIZE]


    [SIZE=11pt]Hotwater[/SIZE]
     
  9. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I used to try counting sheep, but my imagination would run away with it. Like I'd spent more time concentrating on the pack of sheep, what they looked like rather than how many made it over the fence, and what kind of fence is it anyway? Wooden, wired, mesh?? There's too many conflicting things to focus on when counting sheep.

    What I do, is I lay on my back and all I try and do is relax all my muscles from you toes on up. So I start with my toes and it's not like I do anything, it's probably all mental, but I try and relax my toes, then my feet, my ankle, calf, legs and hamstrings. A sensation of sinking into the bed basically. And you know, I can't even say what part of the body I get up to at all because I've never been awake through it all, so it must send me to sleep good.
     
  10. thidjit

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    couple of things first of all just quickly typed this in bed last night without looking over it that's why their are so many spelling mistakes. second how in the hell does this post make me a troll? i saw a few of you label me as such, this is a very real occurence for me it might not be relevant for alot of people but it's not like i asked for advice like i said in the original post it was just a rant an attempt to try and expend a little energy so i could possibly fall to sleep easier.
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Seriously Dude, spell checker has been around in some fashion since the early days of the word processor which introduced the world to Goof Proof Grammar Check [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     

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