Ninja, Pirate, or Cowboy. Which would you rather be?

Please explain.

 

cowboy...i have a thing for texas....ninja is very difficult..i have already tried ninja and couldnt finish...pirate would be cool but i cant handle boats so i would be a wimpy pirate...ya..cowboy

 

Ninja cause I could exist in the modern age

 

Ninja-pirate with a cowboy hat.

Ain't nobody gonna fuck with me no more.

 

Cowboys and pirates are all gay, so I'd be ninja. That way I could beat the shit out of people if circumstances demanded such.

 

People don't herd cattle these days? And didn't we have a pirating problem... like now?

 

Always wanted to visit Africa and the middle-east so I'd go with pirate.

 

I think I'd go Pirate too. At first I thought maybe ninja, but they are very disciplined and they probably dont drink/smoke/eat meat... I like to party. So Pirate. Cowboy is a close second though.

 

Ninjaaaa cause nobody can fux with a ninja. If cowboys and pirates attack, you can leap out the shawdows, slice them in half, and return to the shawdows before they even new what hit them.

On the other hand, Im already a pirate. A internet pirate that is! YYaar yaarr swwab the hard drives, and get ready to reap mp3 bootty as we drink our viturual rum!

 

The 19th century proved gunslingers can fuck with ninja's pretty good.

 

cowboy


because you never see ninjas or pirates with a cowgirl

 

OK, I'm aroused.

 

Not a Sailor, so a Pirate is out - Not keen on cows and horses so not a Cowboy, that leaves a Ninja "They travel in disguise to other territories to judge the situation of the enemy, inveigle their way into the midst of the enemy to discover gaps, and enter enemy castles to set them on fire, and carry out assassinations" - Ooh Err
(Thanx Wikipedia)

 

I'll rather be a dirty pirate

 

"show a Juggalette respect
you don't wanna tussle wit a down Ninjette"

 

NINJAZ RULE

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a pirate

 

Ninja I don't like to be because I don't want to be covered agent I want to become pirates or cowboy. being a pirates i like to travel in sea pirating other ship i also want to be cowboy because i like horse riding and use guns

 

cowboy, after all who wouldn't enjoy bein' able to carry a gun and lasso a woman?

 

Ninja. A pirate is a murderous criminal, I really am not ok with that. I've been a cowboy, and really other than getting to be out in some nice country it's not much different than any other manual labor job. Besides, a ninja has the skills to be a pirate or a cowboy if they want, pirates and cowboys do not have the skills to be a ninja.