Nicole Richie Charged with DUI

Associated Press
3:45 pm est
Friday February, 16, 2007

Nicole Richie Charged with DUI


Nicole Richie, was charged Friday with misdemeanor driving under the influence. In addition to the single count, the case contains an allegation that Richie has a prior conviction, the Los Angeles County district attorney's office said.The complaint alleges "The Simple Life" star was under the influence of an alcoholic beverage and an unspecified drug when she was arrested Dec. 11, said prosecution spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons.
Arraignment was scheduled for Feb. 21 in suburban Glendale Superior Court.


Richie, 25, was arrested after her car was reported headed the wrong way on a freeway in Burbank about 12:30 a.m. Richie failed a field sobriety test the night of her arrest, according to the California Highway Patrol.

Does anyone else think Nicole Richie may have secretly had a Gastric By-Pass operation, ordinarily reserved only for the morbidly obese :H

Even If she didn't, I suspect it will eventually become a trend among the hollywood elite


Hotwater

 

fuck her boring ass. i wanna talk about the stewardess fucking ralph feinnes into the mile high club. i want some tips, some pointers, something.

 

Damn how did he pull that! Every female "flight attendant" I come across seems so sterile and asexual, then again I was just barely 17 the last time I flew...

 

yeah, man, it's awesome. she totally took his hand and took him into the bathroom. that's badass. i'd be willing to lose my job for that.

 

After A Banging, Fiennes' Flight Has A Happy Ending


CHECK YOUR BAG, SIR? Feinnes

The Mile High Club has added a rather prestigious member to their roster. Ralph Fiennes has allegedly achieved instant platinum member status by enlisting the help of a stewardess.

Now that's what's called Flying the Friendly Skies


Hotwater

 

I wonder if the flight had any layovers

 

i don't care what anyone says, if i can fly qantas, i'm gonna do it.

 

I don't know, but there were several reports of turbulence following a micro-burst :H



Hotwater

 

germs i heard can't live at high altitudes so you don't have to use protection

 

Good thing there wasn't an unexpected decompression...

 

i love how you guys can come up with infinite sexual innuendos at a moment's notice. i so envy that.

though with the decompression, the humor is definitely more of the "bare ass flying out of the toilet" visualization variety.

 

anyone ever doing a dump and you hit some turbulence and your butt gets soaked with the splash water?

 

um. no. shame on you for shitting on an airplane. that's horrible.

 

How about if I say:

I'll bet there was an explosive decompression...

 

We're guys, we could find sexual content in a rock :H

And speaking of hard as a rock



Hotwater

 

at this point, a discussion about the plane's engines would wound sexual. it's amazing.

 

astronauts don't have that problem, they have a vacuum hose they stick up their ass when they have to poop, each astronaut has their own interchangeable insert for sanitation... just like everyone has their own toothbrush

 

hey do you guys make up perverse lyrics to songs you hear? i've noticed that i've started doing that. dave's a bad influence.

 

we'll just pray they don't get them comfused, you know, the poop chute and the toothbrush, then casually brush the mental images under the proverbial carpet, as we do with most of the mental images you manage to evoke.

 

Well, there goes my childhood desire to be an astronaut, it doesn't seem worth the rectal vacuuming.