nickname ideas

im looking for nickname ideas, any suggestions?

 

huh? for you? or for like a smoking piece?

if for you, what's your real name lol, we can go from there

 

inky

 

my real name is jesse but the nickname can be for anything(i wouldnt mind nameing my piece i guess, but no nicknames for dicks, i never understood why you would name it)

 

and im kinda like garfield, i love food, and im the laziest person in the family, cept my dad

 

my dick's name is garfield. he loves lasagna

 

Loki...i dunno that name popped into my head

 

How about sloucha

 

How about nookie.......

 

lol, you must have watched Dogma lately... GO KEVIN SMITH!

clerks II comes out in july!

 

How bout like Rocco from Boondock Saints

 

you could name your penis jesse, and yourself penis.

 

Fingers

 

captain flange

 

Rusty Shackleford

 

Like it

 

stripes..

especially if you look like garfield

 

My friends call me the jolly green giant sometimes because I am taller than them (6"1') and I smoke green. Plus everything I have is green, green shoes (they are new balance) green shirts, my keychain is even green...

 

hahaha, i'm watching that episode!

 

Its hard to give you a nickname I reckon, cause we dont know you in person so its hard to know your character..
it best be done by your close friends Id say...